This ones for Ethanolfuelled.
The verge is reporting...
Technology and sex have always been intertwined. Many of humanity's biggest technological advances; from photography to the telephone to motion pictures to Google Glass most recently, have been quickly repurposed to provide people, usually adult men, with avenues for sexual arousal and release. This week, Apple's iPad belatedly joined that list with the Fleshlight Launchpad. The product is an iPad case with a holster that grips a separate penetrative sex toy called the Fleshlight. The Launchpad only works with older full-sized iPad models (iPad 2 through fourth generation), and includes "rugged handgrips on either side."
http://www.theverge.com/2014/6/27/5850136/fleshlight-launchpad-sex-toy-penetrative-ipad
(Score: 4, Funny) by MostCynical on Sunday June 29 2014, @06:43AM
"Well, that iPad's fucked."
"I guess once you start doubting, there's no end to it." -Batou, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
(Score: 3, Funny) by c0lo on Sunday June 29 2014, @08:45AM
A product for gerontomegalophiliacs?
Or just an attempt to lower the carbon footprint by making SJ turning at high RPMs [theguardian.com] into his grave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford
(Score: 4, Funny) by present_arms on Sunday June 29 2014, @02:48PM
Gotta see the face on the poor guy at the genius bar when the geezer takes that thing in for a service
http://trinity.mypclinuxos.com/
(Score: 3, Interesting) by LaminatorX on Sunday June 29 2014, @06:56AM
It only took reality 14 years to catch up with BBSpot's "Mac Lovers" joke. [bbspot.com]
(Score: 2) by AnonTechie on Sunday June 29 2014, @08:05AM
Why single out Ethanol Fueled ??
Albert Einstein - "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
(Score: 2) by c0lo on Sunday June 29 2014, @09:08AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 29 2014, @09:09AM
Probably because this type of article is a "softball" for his vulgar and offensive trolling?
Shouldn't your question be "Why single out iPad ??"
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 29 2014, @11:47AM
because of the humancentipad phenomenon
(Score: 4, Funny) by Ethanol-fueled on Monday June 30 2014, @01:24AM
I'm as puzzled as you are. I don't even use that Apple trash, I prefer the Arduino-driven buttplug.
(Score: 2) by SlimmPickens on Sunday June 29 2014, @09:00AM
Haha! What's he going to say?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 29 2014, @10:18AM
There are no programmable sensor(s) :(
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 30 2014, @02:52PM
"Put this sensor in your mouth...wait...no, this one..."
(Score: 4, Informative) by cafebabe on Sunday June 29 2014, @02:17PM
Apparently, it only works in landscape mode. So, software for this attachment would violate Apple's design guidelines. Specifically, requiring software to work in landscape and portrait mode. It also indicates that users have a vital statistic which does not exceed the shorter dimension of their tablet.
Obligatory bash.org joke about penis size: http://www.bash.org/?670375 [bash.org]
1702845791×2
(Score: 3, Interesting) by looorg on Sunday June 29 2014, @03:09PM
Did they really think this through? If you are using this to videochat with that "special someone" and you use this specially outfitted device and then start to move it up and down at a someone rapid pace will the camera on the ipad be able to keep up or will the image on the other end become really choppy and more weird then one can imagine?
(Score: 1) by islisis on Monday June 30 2014, @10:55AM
seems to me this is what fanboys and the media have been dreaming about since day 1