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posted by martyb on Thursday July 24 2014, @08:10AM   Printer-friendly
from the what-does-the-second-family-get? dept.

How would you like to own a personal assistant robot for only $499? Jibo, which almost look like Eve from Wall-E, is an eleven-inch tall, six-pound robot that can be your photographer when you have a party at home, read stories to your children, order you a pizza, or shop online. And more is possible as it learns and adapts to your needs. The project has received huge support with now almost $1 million funding from the public through Indiegogo, way ahead of its original goal of $100,000. It may take awhile before we see the arrival of this little android. It will start to be shipped starting fall of 2015.

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  • (Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 24 2014, @08:22AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 24 2014, @08:22AM (#73174)

    Personal assistant by day, personal vibrator by night. Expect amateur porn selfies of this thing, starting fall of 2015.

    • (Score: 1) by speling on Thursday July 24 2014, @09:05AM

      by speling (2766) on Thursday July 24 2014, @09:05AM (#73182)

      Surely "anything" can and will be used for sexual plaesure. Oh and there will be video of it to prove it.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 24 2014, @05:22PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 24 2014, @05:22PM (#73367)

        Surely "anything" can and will be used for sexual plaesure.

        Indeed. My mind quickly went to the South Park episode in which Cartman passes himself off to Butters as AWSOM-O

        Producer: You are an incredible robot, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O. I was just wondering, are you by chance a *pleasure* model?

        A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: What?

        Producer: Have you been programmed to satisfy urges of humans?

        A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: A.W.E.S.O.M.-O does not understand.

        Producer: Let me show you what I mean.

        Whatever can be used for sex, will be used for sex.

  • (Score: 3, Informative) by wonkey_monkey on Thursday July 24 2014, @09:01AM

    by wonkey_monkey (279) on Thursday July 24 2014, @09:01AM (#73181) Homepage

    this little Android.

    Capitalisation aside, that's no android [wikipedia.org]. Personally I'd hesitate to even call it a robot, given that it doesn't appear to interact with the physical world, unless you'd count knocking things over as it turns.

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    • (Score: 2) by GreatAuntAnesthesia on Thursday July 24 2014, @09:33AM

      by GreatAuntAnesthesia (3275) on Thursday July 24 2014, @09:33AM (#73188) Journal

      Yeah, I'm not really sure what this thing can achieve that a phone in a dock couldn't. It sounds to me like a very expensive skin for siri, with some face recognition software tacked on for no well-defined reason.

      • (Score: 3, Interesting) by GreatAuntAnesthesia on Thursday July 24 2014, @09:59AM

        by GreatAuntAnesthesia (3275) on Thursday July 24 2014, @09:59AM (#73191) Journal

        OK, watched the video, I can see what they envision for the face rec. However I reserve judgement until I actually see a working model in real conditions. The video reminded me of a Peter Molyneux project (any of them really, all the way from Powermonger up, but in particular this one: https://www.ted.com/talks/peter_molyneux_demos_milo_the_virtual_boy [ted.com]) - all breathless promises of groundbreaking AI and this time you will really be convinced it's a person, and in the end you might get a nifty product, but there's no way it could ever live up to the hype.

      • (Score: 2) by Hairyfeet on Thursday July 24 2014, @12:12PM

        by Hairyfeet (75) <bassbeast1968NO@SPAMgmail.com> on Thursday July 24 2014, @12:12PM (#73224) Journal

        I don't think the thing can even move, just swivel about its base...what good is that? Hell we had a robot in the early 80s [theoldrobots.com] who had more range of motion than this thing. So I have to vote for "Sirir in a cut container" as well as that is all it really seems to be.

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      • (Score: 2) by urza9814 on Thursday July 24 2014, @05:36PM

        by urza9814 (3954) on Thursday July 24 2014, @05:36PM (#73372) Journal

        Yeah, I'm not really sure what this thing can achieve that a phone in a dock couldn't. It sounds to me like a very expensive skin for siri, with some face recognition software tacked on for no well-defined reason.

        It's not really overpriced even if it is just a "phone in a dock". A brand new iPhone or Galaxy is gonna cost around $600, and a dock like this with all the servos and sensors would probably be a couple hundred too. It may be useless, but the price isn't that bad considering what it does.

        They probably *should have* made it just a phone dock though. Slap your iPhone or Android in there, or maybe tether via bluetooth, and then use Siri/S-Voice/whatever to actually do the voie processing, maybe a custom app or two to control movement. Would still have ended up costing a couple hundred buck though, since even the most basic docks can break $100, and this is quite a bit more complex with all the motors and such.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 24 2014, @10:00AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 24 2014, @10:00AM (#73192)

      OT: Capitalization corrected; continue conversation.

      Carefully complete correspondence considering common characters can corrupt concentration. =)

    • (Score: 1) by Horse With Stripes on Thursday July 24 2014, @10:40AM

      by Horse With Stripes (577) on Thursday July 24 2014, @10:40AM (#73198)

      Personally I'd hesitate to even call it a robot, given that it doesn't appear to interact with the physical world, unless you'd count knocking things over as it turns.

      Sounds like you've just described one of my cats ... and one of my neighbors as well.

    • (Score: 2) by Nerdfest on Thursday July 24 2014, @11:20AM

      by Nerdfest (80) on Thursday July 24 2014, @11:20AM (#73205)

      It interacts vocally, at least.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 24 2014, @03:39PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 24 2014, @03:39PM (#73300)

    Jibo . . . is an eleven-inch tall, six-pound robot that can be your photographer when you have a party at home . . .

    How is this robot going to photograph anything except upskirt shots? At eleven inches tall it's barely more capable a photographer than a Roomba. I don't think a robot this size will ever roam my house as a photographer for family parties.

    • (Score: 2) by WizardFusion on Thursday July 24 2014, @03:45PM

      by WizardFusion (498) on Thursday July 24 2014, @03:45PM (#73302) Journal

      I suppose it depends on the type of parties you have

    • (Score: 3, Informative) by umafuckitt on Thursday July 24 2014, @05:07PM

      by umafuckitt (20) on Thursday July 24 2014, @05:07PM (#73358)

      It appears to have no means of propulsion, so it's placed on a table. Hence, no up-skirt shots.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday July 25 2014, @12:37AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday July 25 2014, @12:37AM (#73542)

    Cannot run without connecting to our "cloud". When we go under in 6 months, you'll have a paperweight. In the mean-time, all those pictures you're taking belong to us.