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posted by janrinok on Sunday December 28 2014, @07:38PM   Printer-friendly
from the my-Dad-is-bigger-than-your-Dad! dept.

From the NY TImes comes the following story:

North Korea accused the United States on Saturday of being responsible for Internet outages it experienced in recent days amid a confrontation between them over the hacking of the film studio Sony Pictures. [...]

"The United States, with its large physical size and oblivious to the shame of playing hide and seek as children with runny noses would, has begun disrupting the Internet operations of the main media outlets of our republic," the North's National Defense Commission said in a statement.

"It is truly laughable," a spokesman for the commission said in comments carried by the North's official KCNA news agency. [...]

"Obama had better thrust himself to cleaning up all the evil doings that the U.S. has committed out of its hostile policy against (North Korea) if he seeks peace on U.S. soil. Then all will be well."

Kim Jong-un must have been unhappy that he couldn't watch YouTube videos during the outage. Well, he can continue to pout unless he gets his hackers to shut down Google.

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  • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 28 2014, @08:04PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 28 2014, @08:04PM (#129774)

    The Internet interprets Kim Jong-un as damage and routes around it.

  • (Score: 2) by frojack on Sunday December 28 2014, @08:07PM

    by frojack (1554) on Sunday December 28 2014, @08:07PM (#129775) Journal

    TFS/TFA both avoided repeating the insults the NKs hurled at Obama, which would not have been used on a president of any other ethnicity.

    Do you suppose took the film personally?

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    • (Score: 2) by TheRaven on Sunday December 28 2014, @10:08PM

      by TheRaven (270) on Sunday December 28 2014, @10:08PM (#129792) Journal
      As I recall, Obama was called a monkey. Given that GWB was frequently referred to as a chimp, I'm not sure how you get that the insult couldn't have been used for anyone of a different ethnicity. It's only in the USA that I'm aware of monkey having racist overtones - elsewhere it just means idiot.
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      • (Score: 2) by Nerdfest on Sunday December 28 2014, @10:29PM

        by Nerdfest (80) on Sunday December 28 2014, @10:29PM (#129798)

        The previous leader of Iran was probably even more monkey-like than GWB was. I think people are being a little touchy. I'm not sure in Jong Un would want to start a series of attacks regarding personal appearance with Obama ... I don't think it would end well.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 28 2014, @08:37PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 28 2014, @08:37PM (#129782)

    Why are we still talking about these trolls?

    • (Score: 2) by buswolley on Sunday December 28 2014, @10:50PM

      by buswolley (848) on Sunday December 28 2014, @10:50PM (#129802)

      I wonder if N Korea is blocking it themselves to prevent the movie from being seen in N Korea

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    • (Score: 2) by Bot on Monday December 29 2014, @12:03AM

      by Bot (3902) on Monday December 29 2014, @12:03AM (#129813) Journal

      Well, the system needs enemies, even if it is already one and the same throughout the planet. Colorful flags wave in the wind to get attention as they always have been, but now they are meant to distract instead of inform.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 28 2014, @09:04PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 28 2014, @09:04PM (#129786)

    ...when you crack the US Govern..., I mean Sony, yes Sony and the MPAA.

  • (Score: 2) by TheRaven on Sunday December 28 2014, @10:12PM

    by TheRaven (270) on Sunday December 28 2014, @10:12PM (#129796) Journal
    If you're going to put YouTube links in the summary that are region locked, then perhaps you could share the punchline for those of us who can't see them?
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    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 28 2014, @10:40PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 28 2014, @10:40PM (#129800)

      There's no way for someone who didn't upload the clip to know in what regions it is blocked.

    • (Score: 2) by mendax on Sunday December 28 2014, @11:13PM

      by mendax (2840) on Sunday December 28 2014, @11:13PM (#129808)

      The link is to the damned movie. Deal with it. Or use a US proxy to watch it, or you can get on a plane and watch it in the US. You can sleep on my couch.

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  • (Score: 1) by whathappenedtomonday on Sunday December 28 2014, @10:53PM

    by whathappenedtomonday (4292) on Sunday December 28 2014, @10:53PM (#129803)

    I'd be surprised if he didn't have a backup line somewhere [github.io]. After all, few people know what's behind those NK IPs ...

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  • (Score: 1) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Sunday December 28 2014, @11:36PM

    by MichaelDavidCrawford (2339) Subscriber Badge <mdcrawford@gmail.com> on Sunday December 28 2014, @11:36PM (#129809) Homepage Journal

    They might not.

    Consider that the Korean War took place just over seventy years ago. Most of those who have jobs of any sort in North Korea are unlikely to have been born before the Communist era.

    Perhaps they simply assume that The Interview was produced at the direct command of either the Japan or the United States government.

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  • (Score: 3, Insightful) by gallondr00nk on Sunday December 28 2014, @11:53PM

    by gallondr00nk (392) on Sunday December 28 2014, @11:53PM (#129811)

    Underneath the news headlines and the feigned outrage and the accusations and counter assusations, just how much of the Interview/NK Hacking/USA Hacking stories are actually true.

    Since it all started, I've assumed that every involved party is completely full of shit.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday December 29 2014, @12:47AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday December 29 2014, @12:47AM (#129817)

    Keep dialing in to their 14.4k modem so they couldn't dial out.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday December 29 2014, @03:49AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Monday December 29 2014, @03:49AM (#129861)

      and yet we're led to believe that NK somehow orchestrated a DDoS attack against Sony Pictures with this 14.4k modem... says more about Sony Pictures than NK

      • (Score: 2) by The Archon V2.0 on Monday December 29 2014, @10:10PM

        by The Archon V2.0 (3887) on Monday December 29 2014, @10:10PM (#130055)

        Hey, now. It's a nice 14.4 modem. US Robotics and everything!

      • (Score: 2) by jasassin on Tuesday December 30 2014, @02:48AM

        by jasassin (3566) <jasassin@gmail.com> on Tuesday December 30 2014, @02:48AM (#130103) Homepage Journal

        A 9600 baud modem is fast enough to connect to the irc server and type:

        !dos victims.ip.here.com

        When people ddos they don't use their own bandwidth bra!

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  • (Score: 1) by chewbacon on Monday December 29 2014, @07:06AM

    by chewbacon (1032) on Monday December 29 2014, @07:06AM (#129890)

    All that talk set aside, what are they gonna do about it? Nothing that's what. Unless you count these tantrums.

  • (Score: 3, Informative) by wonkey_monkey on Monday December 29 2014, @11:29AM

    by wonkey_monkey (279) on Monday December 29 2014, @11:29AM (#129922) Homepage

    Kim Jong-un must have been unhappy that he couldn't watch YouTube videos during the outage. Well, he can continue to pout unless he gets his hackers to shut down Google.

    Once again, a Soylent summary ends with a snarky little comment that belongs amid user discussion, not at the end of the story.

    Are you going for News, or Fox News? Can't be both.

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