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posted by janrinok on Thursday March 26 2015, @02:47AM   Printer-friendly
from the a-fishing-we-will-go dept.

European Space Agency (ESA) has tested a special net to catch satellites. The tests were carried out in a "parabolic" (capable of descents fast enough to produce a microgravity environment in the cabin) Canadian made Falcon 20 aircraft. The project is overseen by the Polish SKA Polska. The first orbital tests are planned for 2021 during the European e.Deorbit mission. The link below has some interesting footage of the tests.

http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Space_Engineering_Technology/Clean_Space/Want_to_snag_a_satellite_Try_a_net

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by c0lo on Thursday March 26 2015, @03:40AM

    by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Thursday March 26 2015, @03:40AM (#162602) Journal
    TFA quote:

    The oldest known fishing net was uncovered by a Finnish farmer in 1913. Its willow mesh was carbon dated to 8300 BC, making it several thousand years older than the wheel.

    I wonder why ESA didn't try the wheel: it's a more modern tech. Sorta like Javascript is to FORTRAN.

    (grin)

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    • (Score: 2) by M. Baranczak on Thursday March 26 2015, @05:18AM

      by M. Baranczak (1673) on Thursday March 26 2015, @05:18AM (#162609)

      It's patent-encumbered.

      • (Score: 2) by c0lo on Thursday March 26 2015, @06:39AM

        by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Thursday March 26 2015, @06:39AM (#162624) Journal
        Naaah, mate.
        Yea, it was patented [ipaustralia.gov.au] in 2001 [wikipedia.org], but the patent was revoked [ipaustralia.gov.au].
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    • (Score: 2) by captain normal on Thursday March 26 2015, @06:22AM

      by captain normal (2205) on Thursday March 26 2015, @06:22AM (#162619)

      How can you catch fish with a wheel?

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      • (Score: 5, Funny) by c0lo on Thursday March 26 2015, @06:41AM

        by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Thursday March 26 2015, @06:41AM (#162626) Journal
        Elementary!
        Spin the wheel fast enough to create a wormhole in spacetime.
        Then ... pick the worm and use it as bait.
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  • (Score: 1) by MostCynical on Thursday March 26 2015, @05:22AM

    by MostCynical (2589) on Thursday March 26 2015, @05:22AM (#162611) Journal

    To run the satellites over?

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    • (Score: 1) by MostCynical on Thursday March 26 2015, @05:27AM

      by MostCynical (2589) on Thursday March 26 2015, @05:27AM (#162612) Journal

      Original ESA Title: "Weightless net testing for derelict satellite capture"
      Weightless net. Wow.
      Alas, it was the testing, not the net.

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      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 26 2015, @07:09AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 26 2015, @07:09AM (#162632)

        Why on earth (pun intended) would a weightless net perform a test to find out whether a broken satellite was actually captured?

        • (Score: 1) by MostCynical on Thursday March 26 2015, @07:15AM

          by MostCynical (2589) on Thursday March 26 2015, @07:15AM (#162633) Journal

          Weightless net
          Testing (being tested)
          For defective satellite capture

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          "I guess once you start doubting, there's no end to it." -Batou, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 26 2015, @07:17AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 26 2015, @07:17AM (#162634)

    Canadian owned, but I don't think it was Canadian made. TFA says nothing of it being Canadian built and the wikipedia page says nothing of them being made in Canada.

    • (Score: 2) by morpheus on Thursday March 26 2015, @11:48AM

      by morpheus (1989) on Thursday March 26 2015, @11:48AM (#162672)

      My bad. The aircraft is, of course, French made (by Dassault). My guess is it was probably retrofit for parabolic flight in Canada, though (this probably involves the interior, different fuel pumps, tanks, etc---I am not sure how weightlessness affects a jet but I did have an engine quit on me because the carburetor float got stuck after I demonstrated 0g for an eager student ... followed by an engine off landing demonstration). I should have just left out `made' altogether.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 26 2015, @07:40AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 26 2015, @07:40AM (#162641)

    The project is overseen by the Polish SKA Polska.

    [Insert pithy and appropriate Polish joke here]*

     

    *Butthurt PC jerks and those with no sense of humor need not apply.

    • (Score: 2) by sudo rm -rf on Thursday March 26 2015, @03:35PM

      by sudo rm -rf (2357) on Thursday March 26 2015, @03:35PM (#162760) Journal

      I have no idea what you're talking about, but my first thought was "Polish SKA Polska would be a pretty good name for a party [wikipedia.org] next weekend"

      Instead, it is some science-thingy [ska-polska.pl].

      Oh, well...