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posted by mrcoolbp on Wednesday April 01 2015, @10:23AM   Printer-friendly
from the which-way-to-intercourse? dept.

According to their own web page, Boring, Oregon is "An Exciting Place to Live & Work"

Another fun place to visit might be Hell, Michigan. Their website recommends going to Hell, and even suggests that you "GET MARRIED IN HELL!!". Next stop should appropriately be Satan's Kingdom, VT. Because, Yolo

Moving right along, you'll likely want to experience Intercourse. TripAdvisor has the lowdown on "Best of Intercourse" if you seek more information on the best way to enjoy Intercourse, for example, a stay at the Best Western Plus Intercourse Village Inn & Suites seems like an enticing offer. Thankfully, it appears they have a good clean-up crew as one TripAdvisor reviewer explains:

"My wife and I really enjoyed our stay and found the room and the facilities to be very clean and new smelling."

Navigating around Pennsylvania is tricky though, and at only 7.7 miles away, you may mistakenly end up in Blue Ball territory.

After all that fun, you may find that you face Truth or Consequences, NM. Looks like they are building a spaceport!

If you are on a budget, and would love to visit Poland, Paris, Naples, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Mexico, Peru, and China, you might start in Lynchville, Maine in the USA.

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by FatPhil on Wednesday April 01 2015, @11:37AM

    by FatPhil (863) <{pc-soylent} {at} {asdf.fi}> on Wednesday April 01 2015, @11:37AM (#165347) Homepage
    I'll start in Sweet Lips, Tennessee, move on to Loveladies, New Jersey, and hopefully end up in Happyland, Oklahoma.

    I'm not sure when this will happen, as I wasn't planning on going to Husband, Pennsylvania, any time soon.
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    • (Score: 3, Funny) by Thexalon on Wednesday April 01 2015, @12:23PM

      by Thexalon (636) on Wednesday April 01 2015, @12:23PM (#165353)

      I wasn't planning on going to Husband, Pennsylvania, any time soon.

      That's because once you get to Husband, your chances of visiting Intercourse drop dramatically!

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      • (Score: 3, Touché) by cmn32480 on Wednesday April 01 2015, @12:27PM

        by cmn32480 (443) <cmn32480NO@SPAMgmail.com> on Wednesday April 01 2015, @12:27PM (#165356) Journal

        But your chances of going to Blue Ball go way, way up!

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    • (Score: 5, Funny) by davester666 on Wednesday April 01 2015, @07:08PM

      by davester666 (155) on Wednesday April 01 2015, @07:08PM (#165529)

      What is this? 50 states of gray?

  • (Score: 2, Informative) by TheSage on Wednesday April 01 2015, @12:28PM

    by TheSage (133) on Wednesday April 01 2015, @12:28PM (#165358) Journal

    If you happen to travel to Austria, try out Fucking [wikipedia.org]. And if that's not your thing, there is always Wank [wikipedia.org].

    • (Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Wednesday April 01 2015, @01:38PM

      by Ethanol-fueled (2792) on Wednesday April 01 2015, @01:38PM (#165378) Homepage

      Heard about the two as possible destinations as part of a cruise package on the HMS Cockchafer. [wikipedia.org]

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2015, @02:21PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2015, @02:21PM (#165393)

      In Bavaria, you only find Kissing [wikipedia.org] and Petting. [wikipedia.org] While there is no Fucking in Bavaria, Fucking Austria is close to it. Indeed, from Petting to Fucking it's a very short way. [wolframalpha.com]

  • (Score: 2) by LoRdTAW on Wednesday April 01 2015, @12:29PM

    by LoRdTAW (3755) on Wednesday April 01 2015, @12:29PM (#165359) Journal

    Very disappointed that Mianus [youtube.com] didn't make the list.

  • (Score: 2) by tibman on Wednesday April 01 2015, @01:58PM

    by tibman (134) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday April 01 2015, @01:58PM (#165385)

    Drove through a town called "Accident" once. I was extremely careful, lol.

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    • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2015, @03:55PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2015, @03:55PM (#165441)

      I was extremely careful

      And despite that, you weren't able to avoid Accident.

  • (Score: 2) by Ellis D. Tripp on Wednesday April 01 2015, @02:57PM

    by Ellis D. Tripp (3416) on Wednesday April 01 2015, @02:57PM (#165409)
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  • (Score: 2) by Kromagv0 on Wednesday April 01 2015, @02:59PM

    by Kromagv0 (1825) on Wednesday April 01 2015, @02:59PM (#165410) Homepage

    I have always preferred to bring a friend to Climax [powerlineblog.com].

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    • (Score: 2) by TK on Wednesday April 01 2015, @05:12PM

      by TK (2760) on Wednesday April 01 2015, @05:12PM (#165472)

      Climax, it's more than a feeling! It's also a village [wikipedia.org] in Michigan, part of a township [wikipedia.org] of the same name.

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by richtopia on Wednesday April 01 2015, @03:14PM

    by richtopia (3160) on Wednesday April 01 2015, @03:14PM (#165417) Homepage Journal

    Not too far from Ann Arbor, I repaired my A/C in my Ford Aerostar and my friends and I loaded up to check out the 3 buildings in Hell. Got the shirt and everything.

    Also, turns out the A/C leak was somewhere in the rear so when the rear occupants asked for cool the system lost all of the r134a. Kinda fitting that my A/C repair didn't hold up to a trip to Hell.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2015, @03:20PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2015, @03:20PM (#165420)

      Most people generically call Hell Gregory, as most people that live in the Hell area actually have their postal address in the town of Gregory. A very pretty place with much lower cost of living compared to just a fifteen minute drive towards the Michigan campus. Honest, it isn't a trap to lure the overstuffed, spoiled college kids to their demise horror-movie-in-the-woods style.

    • (Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Wednesday April 01 2015, @06:36PM

      by maxwell demon (1608) on Wednesday April 01 2015, @06:36PM (#165518) Journal

      Since you were there, you surely know it: Is there actually a highway to Hell?

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  • (Score: 2, Insightful) by Zamboni on Wednesday April 01 2015, @06:28PM

    by Zamboni (3660) on Wednesday April 01 2015, @06:28PM (#165515)

    I'm actually in Boring, Oregon right now. I've been working here for over a decade. The last time I can remember someone mentioning Boring was Stephen Colbert introducing an Oregon Congressman.

  • (Score: 2) by mendax on Wednesday April 01 2015, @08:52PM

    by mendax (2840) on Wednesday April 01 2015, @08:52PM (#165574)

    I'd like to go to Mars, PA, and in OR there are places such as Drain and Riddle and Talent. California has Weed. The UK has Crapstone, and there is the Fuckersee near Wuertzburg and Pissen, both in Germany. Kind of makes me want to take a vacation. Perhaps there is a hotel or a pensione on the Via dei Cunt in Lombardy in Italy.

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