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Rumblr is Like a Dating App, But for Fistfights

posted by cmn32480 on Monday November 09 2015, @07:50PM   Printer-friendly
from the what-is-this-world-coming-to dept.

Phoenix666 writes:

"Bro, your face is pissing me off, want to throw down?"

That's an example of the sort of dialog that goes on in a new app called Rumblr, which can be used to set up fistfights with total strangers — you know, Fight Club style.

Rumblr is set up like a dating app, except the dates happen in parking lots and back alleys, not restaurants, and they culminate in throw-downs instead of get-downs.

Sigh.

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  • (Score: 0, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 09 2015, @09:11PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 09 2015, @09:11PM (#260926)

    "Emacs no good. KDE no good. llvm no good."

    (pauses)

    "Reddit no good. Linus Torvalds is an idiot. I use MICROSOFT. Xbox and Windows RULE."

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  • (Score: 3, Insightful) by VLM on Monday November 09 2015, @09:22PM

    by VLM (445) on Monday November 09 2015, @09:22PM (#260931)

    A wise choice, AC, to remove systemd from the list of epitaphs and obscenities. Microsoft, well, OK. Gnome, well OK. Vi editor, well OK. But its good to see our society has some sane limits to civil discourse. I can totally see someone getting killed in a back alley for saying "Your mom goes down faster than systemd" or "yo mama so big, she be bigger than systemd" or "I blocked your mom's rsyslog port with systemd" or "I heard your mom is such a systemd that she took four guys systemctl on her at the same time". Apologies to mom's everywhere for even thinking it.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 09 2015, @10:21PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 09 2015, @10:21PM (#260947)

    Sigh . . . nearly ready to put on some astronaut diapers and drive 15 hours to give you a nice solid roundhouse kick to the neck . . . but I'm out of practice. My coordination, balance, and range of motion are all crap today. If you want a truely worthy opponent for a high-level fistfight, you might have to breed them yourself. Set up a dojo, and after a few years, spar with your best students.