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posted by LaminatorX on Tuesday July 22 2014, @06:53PM   Printer-friendly
from the Praedico-ad-Absurdiam dept.

The Huffington Post is running a story that provides a bit of comic relief from today's mundane news. Creationist Ken Ham, who recently debated Bill Nye the Science Guy over the origins of the universe, is calling for an end to the search for extraterrestrial life because aliens probably don't exist—and if they do, they're going to Hell anyway. In this story, we learn that aliens, if they exist, are doomed to Hell where not even Jesus can save them. Spock would find this to be illogical.

 
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  • (Score: 4, Insightful) by gallondr00nk on Tuesday July 22 2014, @07:37PM

    by gallondr00nk (392) on Tuesday July 22 2014, @07:37PM (#72437)

    Indeed, and by his logic, not only is every alien race in the universe doomed to eternal damnation, but also every non human species here as well. There must be an entire circle of hell reserved solely for sparrows, or fish, or particularly unrepentant butterflies.

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  • (Score: 2) by Alfred on Tuesday July 22 2014, @08:46PM

    by Alfred (4006) on Tuesday July 22 2014, @08:46PM (#72475) Journal

    I think that the only dogs that make it to the 7th level of hell at are the ones full of lust that hump human legs.