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posted by azrael on Tuesday October 21 2014, @03:03AM   Printer-friendly
from the not-the-worst-possible-result dept.

The Borowitz Report reveals:

In interviews conducted across the nation, leading anti-science activists expressed their concern that the American people, wracked with anxiety over the possible spread of the virus, might desperately look to science to save the day.

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Additionally, he worries about a "slippery slope" situation, "in which a belief in science leads to a belief in math, which in turn fosters a dangerous dependence on facts."

 
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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 21 2014, @02:53PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 21 2014, @02:53PM (#108251)

    Whoosh