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Matt Becker over at peekand.io informs us of what everyone should have already known:
When the results were broken down, it emerged that PC players had been rated the highest by their partners, with 54 per cent of PC gamers being described as 'good' or above and 22 per cent being regarded as 'excellent'.
Xbox players also fared relatively well, with 47 per cent of them being described as 'good' or above.
In contrast, Playstation gamers performed badly in the bedroom study, as only three per cent were described as being 'excellent' and eight per cent as very good.
At the very least we don't need help aiming like you console noobs.
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(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Saturday November 14 2015, @04:54AM
Somehow, I've never wondered if the gamer at the other end of the internet was any good in bed. Even if she's a she, I just want to kick her ass. In the middle of a game, I'm going to ask, "Hey, Killer Queen, are you a good lay?" Or, "What's your favorite position?" The only position I want to see her in, is blown to bits on my screen.
(Score: 2) by kurenai.tsubasa on Saturday November 14 2015, @06:04AM
The tragedies of the world have driven me to too much drink this evening.
So consider the Hyperion Cantos [barnesandnoble.com]. Kassad often has sex with Moneta after a good battle. How do you know that your (cis)female (wouldn't want to suggest something weird) opponents wouldn't be down for some action in bed after a good throw down?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 14 2015, @11:09AM
Heh, need to burn out that excess adrenaline somehow.