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Matt Becker over at peekand.io informs us of what everyone should have already known:
When the results were broken down, it emerged that PC players had been rated the highest by their partners, with 54 per cent of PC gamers being described as 'good' or above and 22 per cent being regarded as 'excellent'.
Xbox players also fared relatively well, with 47 per cent of them being described as 'good' or above.
In contrast, Playstation gamers performed badly in the bedroom study, as only three per cent were described as being 'excellent' and eight per cent as very good.
At the very least we don't need help aiming like you console noobs.
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Remember Darwin; building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 14 2015, @07:36AM
This is just... um, really? And this matters to whom? Certainly not me. Granted I may or may not be the average SN demographic, but I came here because the other site had lost it's way. SN is about to lose me as well.
This is anti-news. The kind of fluff that makes us genuinely dumber. It matters not one iota to ANYONE. Even for the people who think they care about this, it doesn't actually matter in the least. I'm trying hard to recall a dumber, more useless article anywhere, and coming up empty handed. This is nearly up to the level of news one would expect to find on The Sun.
(Score: 4, Touché) by NotSanguine on Saturday November 14 2015, @07:46AM
I'm trying hard to recall a dumber, more useless article anywhere, and coming up empty handed. This is nearly up to the level of news one would expect to find on The Sun.
In that case, I'd recommend that you submit some articles which might better suit you. Once they've been published, we can have a hearty discussion about something of moment to you, friend.
If you're unfamiliar with the submission process [soylentnews.org], here's some info [soylentnews.org] to help get you going.
Since you're obviously someone of taste, intelligence and sophistication, I'll look forward to your numerous and frequent submissions. Toodles!
No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. --Niels Bohr
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 14 2015, @10:52AM
If editors aren't able to filter the pablum, there's no point. I for one am deleting the SN bookmark effective immediately. This article is less than tripe, it's an affront.
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Saturday November 14 2015, @11:16AM
Don't let that nasty door hit you in the ass on your way out!
(Score: 3, Funny) by useless on Saturday November 14 2015, @12:08PM
I call dibs on his stapler.
(Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Saturday November 14 2015, @01:19PM
And your outrage is petulant and puerile. *Every* story must meet *your* personal standard, else you'll splutter with outrage that people, including the editors, want to share a light-hearted topic after a night of death and horror?
Washington DC delenda est.
(Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Saturday November 14 2015, @01:25PM
I, for one, think I'll leave in a huff too because an Anonymous Coward deleted his bookmark. Clearly SoylentNews has jumped the shark. I mean, if you can't please every AC in the world who only jumps in to throw molotovs, then this site must be dying. And Netcraft confirms it!
Washington DC delenda est.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 14 2015, @09:55PM
Mass ragequit nao!!
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday November 14 2015, @11:30AM
A sense of humor, get one. Eating steak is all fine and good but it doesn't take away from the value of a well timed Twinkie now and then.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Saturday November 14 2015, @12:12PM
Or even a Subway sandwich served with a smile! :)
Yeah, seriously, someone needs to eat some LOL pops for breakfast now and then... OR GET OFF THE PLAYSTATION, WORK ON TECHNIQUE AND GET LAID MAYBE!!!!!
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---
(Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Saturday November 14 2015, @01:15PM
Oh, c'mon! I mean, c'mon. Give me a break. *One* fluff story shows up and you throw a hissy fit? And that, especially after the horrible breaking news from Paris last night? It's perfectly natural and human to want relief from death and horror once in a while.
Here, Persnickety Pops, why don't you comment on a real article like, "Coronavirus Breakthrough: Protein Mutation Affects Spread and Virulence of Respiratory Virus?" Right now it has 1 comment. Or how about "Joint US-China Research Teams Solve One Big Issue with Fusion Reaction." 3 comments so far. So knock yourself out. Plenty of "real" news to sink your teeth into, and discussions for you to lead.
Wait, what, you only like to complain and shouldn't be expected to *do* anything about it?
Yup, thought so.
Washington DC delenda est.
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 14 2015, @01:41PM
Somebody get AC some aloe vera.