As far as I can remember, PHP has always had a terrible reputation at handling very heavy (or asynchronous) tasks. For a long while if you wanted to parallelize long tasks you had to resort to forking through pcntl_fork which had its own issues, and you couldn't really handle the results of those tasks properly, etc.
As such, a habit has kind of developed where we go straight for more intricate solutions such as queuing (which just delays your task if anything), React PHP, or even using another language altogether. But PHP can do threading, and more importantly it's a lot easier than you probably think.
In this article I'm going to dive into the pthreads extension (short for POSIX Threads). It has been around for a while (since 2012) but I feel like too many people forget it exists or assume it is going to be painful to use – mostly because the official documentation is rather slim about it.
(Score: 1, Disagree) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 25 2015, @04:18PM
In true PHP style, if something new is available in version 5.3.1, it will have its API changed in 5.3.2 (so calling it like you did in 5.3.1 fails), and it won't be available in 5.4.
After riding that train a couple of times, I said "fuck PHP".
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday November 26 2015, @08:21AM
why didn't you say "fuck $whatever_api_you_were_using"?
classic case of throwing the baby out with the bathwater