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posted by martyb on Tuesday December 01 2015, @06:26PM   Printer-friendly
from the eat,-drink,-and-be-happy dept.

The domestication of wild grains has played a major role in human evolution, facilitating the transition from a hunter-gatherer lifestyle to one based on agriculture. You might think that the grains were used for bread, which today represents a basic staple. But some scientists argue that it wasn't bread that motivated our ancestors to start grain farming. It was beer. Man, they say, chose pints over pastry.

Beer has plenty to recommend it over bread. First, and most obviously, it is pleasant to drink. "Beer had all the same nutrients as bread, and it had one additional advantage," argues Solomon H. Katz, an anthropology professor at the University of Pennsylvania. Namely, it gave early humans the same pleasant buzz it gives us. Patrick E. McGovern, the director of the Biomolecular Archaeology Project for Cuisine, Fermented Beverages, and Health at the University of Pennsylvania, goes even further. Beer, he says, was more nutritious than bread. It contains "more B vitamins and [more of the] essential amino acid lysine," McGovern writes in his book, Uncorking the Past: the Quest for Wine, Beer, and Other Alcoholic Beverages. It was also safer to drink than water, because the fermentation process killed pathogenic microorganisms. "With a four to five percent alcohol content, beer is a potent mind-altering and medicinal substance," McGovern says, adding that ancient brewers acted as medicine men.

We hold these things to be self-evident: The Internet is for Pr0n, and Civilization is for Beer.


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  • (Score: 5, Funny) by cellocgw on Tuesday December 01 2015, @11:55PM

    by cellocgw (4190) on Tuesday December 01 2015, @11:55PM (#270410)

    Do, the stuff that buys me beer,
    Re, the guy who serves the beer,
    Me, the guy who drinks the beer,
    Fa, where I'll go for beer,
    Sol, I think I'll have a beer,
    La, la la la lala beer,
    Ti, No thanks I'll have a beer!
    And that brings us back...

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  • (Score: 2) by cellocgw on Wednesday December 02 2015, @10:06PM

    by cellocgw (4190) on Wednesday December 02 2015, @10:06PM (#270961)

    I'm embarrassed to receive a +5 Funny.

    I thought it was well-known, but guess not, that this song is performed by Homer Simpson.

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