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posted by martyb on Tuesday December 01 2015, @06:26PM   Printer-friendly
from the eat,-drink,-and-be-happy dept.

The domestication of wild grains has played a major role in human evolution, facilitating the transition from a hunter-gatherer lifestyle to one based on agriculture. You might think that the grains were used for bread, which today represents a basic staple. But some scientists argue that it wasn't bread that motivated our ancestors to start grain farming. It was beer. Man, they say, chose pints over pastry.

Beer has plenty to recommend it over bread. First, and most obviously, it is pleasant to drink. "Beer had all the same nutrients as bread, and it had one additional advantage," argues Solomon H. Katz, an anthropology professor at the University of Pennsylvania. Namely, it gave early humans the same pleasant buzz it gives us. Patrick E. McGovern, the director of the Biomolecular Archaeology Project for Cuisine, Fermented Beverages, and Health at the University of Pennsylvania, goes even further. Beer, he says, was more nutritious than bread. It contains "more B vitamins and [more of the] essential amino acid lysine," McGovern writes in his book, Uncorking the Past: the Quest for Wine, Beer, and Other Alcoholic Beverages. It was also safer to drink than water, because the fermentation process killed pathogenic microorganisms. "With a four to five percent alcohol content, beer is a potent mind-altering and medicinal substance," McGovern says, adding that ancient brewers acted as medicine men.

We hold these things to be self-evident: The Internet is for Pr0n, and Civilization is for Beer.


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  • (Score: 2) by mendax on Wednesday December 02 2015, @03:01AM

    by mendax (2840) on Wednesday December 02 2015, @03:01AM (#270462)

    Well, admittedly, I have not tried the entire range of beers. But I've tried craft beers and not particularly liked them. I've tried various versions of American piss water and disliked them. I've tried German beers and hated them. I tried a South African beer when I was in that part of the world and found it truly disgusting.

    The only beers I've found tolerable have been Corona, accompanied by Mexican food, and some sort of Chinese beer accompanied by some excellent Chinese food.

    However, I've learned that what really makes beer tolerable to drink is when I drink it in the company of friends. My best beer experience was enjoying two bottles of very cold Corona in a bar in the SFO international terminal with my Aussie buddy who was about to return home, my surrogate little brother. The beer was barely tolerable but his company was a welcome distraction.

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