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Men are more likely to go missing -- with a fatal outcome -- during a night out in the UK in December than at any other time of year, a new study led by an expert from London's Kingston University has revealed.
Preliminary findings released in the run-up to the festive period show that, of 97 cases recorded between January 2010 and August 2015 more than half the fatal disappearances occurred during winter, with a fifth in December alone. Five men were described as having been on a Christmas party and a further five as going missing on New Year's Eve or in the early hours of 1 January. The perils of waterways were a significant factor in the demise of 86 missing men found dead after last being seen socialising.
The release of the data has led to renewed calls for males to look after friends and colleagues when out celebrating during the Christmas party season -- with a particular focus on taking care when walking home near rivers, canals and docks.
(Score: 4, Funny) by Dunbal on Sunday December 27 2015, @02:51PM
Hey mobsters have a fiscal year end too. Maybe December is when they close the books :)
(Score: 2) by frojack on Sunday December 27 2015, @06:30PM
The study found 97 deaths, 86 of which ended up in bodies of water. Unless water is a popular Mafia body dumping place, I suspect these deaths are more likely simple cases of dihydrgen monoxide poisoning.
No, you are mistaken. I've always had this sig.
(Score: 3, Touché) by Dunbal on Sunday December 27 2015, @07:11PM
Unless water is a popular Mafia body dumping place
I guess you've never heard about people who sleep with the fishes.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday December 28 2015, @01:22AM
TFA is talking about the UK. All our fish are deep-fried and wrapped in newspaper with some chips keeping them warm.
(Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Monday December 28 2015, @09:26PM
I guess you've never heard about people who sleep with the fishes.
Hey now! That's no way to talk about frojack's exes!
(Score: 2) by FatPhil on Monday December 28 2015, @07:40PM
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