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SovereignMan.com has an article regarding a woman's interaction with US Customs and Border Protection:
According to the published case files, she was frisked, and then ordered to squat so that a drug-sniffing dog could check out her nether regions.
Apparently the dog liked what he smelled, because Ms. Doe was then taken to yet another room, ordered to pull down her pants, and crouch.
At that point an agent from Customs and Border Protection "inspected her anus with a flashlight."
She was then ordered to lean backwards in a crouched position, after which another agent inserted a speculum into her vagina to search for drugs.
Another agent then "parted Ms. Doe's vulva with her hand, pressed her fingers into Ms. Doe's vagina, and visually examined her genitalia with a flashlight."
They then took her to a hospital for a further 6 hours of involuntary testing, which included forcing her to have a bowel movement as they all watched, plus X-rays, CT scans, and more.
[...] Ms. Doe was "brutally probed against her will" for hours and hours without judicial oversight, due process, or even reasonable suspicion. And they found nothing.
[...] They told her that if she signed a consent form, retroactively giving her permission to be abused and violated, that the government would pay for all the tests and various medical expenses.
But if she didn't sign the consent form, she'd have to pay for them all herself.
Ms. Doe refused to sign, and the United States government sent her a bill for more than $5,000, essentially demanding that she pay for her own sexual assault.
Emotionally shattered she went home feeling like a rape victim. She sued.
[...] Finally, as of a few days ago, the case has been settled. And the US government agreed to pay Ms. Doe $475,000.
(Score: 2) by Mr Big in the Pants on Friday July 29 2016, @11:52PM
I knew I would be and I didn't care.
Some people should remove the stick in their ass.
I am a rebel...or something.
(Score: 3, Funny) by Runaway1956 on Saturday July 30 2016, @12:17AM
LOL - yes, you are something! And, I agree about people with sticks in their asses. Don't they realize that they look goofy as hell walking like that?
(Score: 2) by Mr Big in the Pants on Saturday July 30 2016, @02:20AM
One of my ideas is to pass a law that states:
"Those people found by a court of law to have a metaphorical stick (anally inserted) should be sentenced to having it made a reality."
Lube and stick provided at their expense...since that seems to be how things are done nowadays.
(Score: 3, Funny) by Gaaark on Saturday July 30 2016, @02:11AM
I modded you up, cause I'm big in the pants too! :)
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---
(Score: 2) by Mr Big in the Pants on Saturday July 30 2016, @02:18AM
Those of us with heft should stick together.
My favorite gag is to use the urinal on each side of some poor chap and unleash. Then soon after just snigger randomly.
Ahhh....and much fun is had by all.
(Score: 1, Troll) by LoRdTAW on Saturday July 30 2016, @03:53PM
Big in the pants eh? I recommend basic exercise and healthy eating. After you drop a few pants sizes, you and the GP will feel much better both physically and mentally.