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posted by janrinok on Sunday July 31 2016, @07:28AM   Printer-friendly
from the eating-your-own-dogfood dept.

Amid Dell's looming takeover of EMC, an edict has been issued insisting that Dell customers must only ever see Dell laptops during meetings and consulting engagements, EMC insiders have told The Register. Thus, any Macs in EMC staffers' hands will be confined to quarters.

After Dell and EMC combine, those office-bound Apple computers should be safe from company-wide rollouts of Dell Windows PCs. EMC has in the past revealed it has a bring-your-own-device policy that lets people use personal devices to access email, in-house messaging and private cloud storage.

At least EMC staff after being offered nice replacement kit, in the form of the gaming-bred XPS machines, that another insider told us have been promised to incoming Dell employees.


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  • (Score: 2) by janrinok on Sunday July 31 2016, @08:29AM

    by janrinok (52) Subscriber Badge on Sunday July 31 2016, @08:29AM (#382211) Journal

    Disregarding - as instructed! :)

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 31 2016, @08:51AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 31 2016, @08:51AM (#382215)

    I suck cocks.

    • (Score: 2) by Gaaark on Sunday July 31 2016, @12:03PM

      by Gaaark (41) on Sunday July 31 2016, @12:03PM (#382241) Journal

      Good for you!

      unzips pants

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