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From Electoral-Vote.com:
A theory has been circulating that the Donald Trump tweets that come from an Android device are from the candidate himself, while the ones that come from an iPhone are the work of his staff. David Robinson, a data scientist who works for Stack Overflow, decided to test the theory. His conclusion: It's absolutely correct.
Robinson did some text-mining (using R) to analyze roughly 1,400 tweets from Trump's timeline, and demonstrated conclusively that the iPhone tweets are substantively different than the Android tweets. The former tend to come later at night, and are vastly more likely to incorporate hashtags, images, and links. The latter tend to come in the morning, and are much more likely to be copied and pasted from other people's tweets. In terms of word choice, the iPhone tweets tend to be more neutral, with their three most-used phrases being "join," "#trump2016," and "#makeamericagreatagain." The Android tweets tend to be more emotionally charged, with their three most-used phrases being "badly," "crazy," and "weak."
(Score: 3, Informative) by kurenai.tsubasa on Sunday August 14 2016, @09:27PM
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong.
Our knowledge about lizard person physiology is limited (mostly just that large doses of phosphorus [wikia.com] are required for a human to successfully mate with one), but I would propose that lizard people require capsaicin as a nutrient. That would explain why she always has Tabasco sauce. Perhaps she's been having trouble making the time to feed on her hot sauce and thus has been susceptible to malnutrition. So, it isn't a medical problem, it's a time management problem!
Maybe she should switch to something hotter or at least tastier. But IANAXenobiologist. Another possibility is that it's more of an intoxicant like alcohol is for humans. I can assure you that it is possible to enter a slightly altered state of mind with sauce hot enough, sort of like being mildly drunk but with punishment being Montezuma's revenge instead of a hangover. Could be like beer vs. whiskey. Maybe she's addicted and was suffering some kind of hangover?
Note: the one thing that's disputed between Icke's theories on the lizard people and the species depicted in V is that generally lizard queens eat their mate as part of reproduction, whereas Bill Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky seem to be very much still alive and kicking. This could be reconciled by the fact that HRC and Chelsea are only part lizard person as members of the Red Dresses [wikipedia.org] (warning: illustration can't be unseen). V was conveniently canceled just as they were about to detail how to fight the moon matrix.
At any rate, Thuban's [wikipedia.org] sun is dying, so the lizard people need to move quickly, which is perhaps why they're getting sloppy. I'd recommend adding some turquoise to your wardrobe!