Arthur T Knackerbracket has found the following story:
FRANKFURT -- The gleaming white Porsche with menacing black trim took less than 8 minutes to complete the Nurburgring's demanding Nordschleife circuit. The result was respectable but not spectacular for a 600-hp beast that sprints from 0 to 62 mph in a little more than 3 seconds.
Unlike the Panamera production car, which can easily beat its lap time, the Mission E concept doesn't have camshafts, pistons or valves to mix air and fuel in a combustion chamber or a spark plug to ignite it. It runs on a current of pure electrons supplied by a lithium ion battery, and it can almost fully recharge itself within 15 minutes.
The Tesla Model S doesn't come anywhere close to those specs -- which is the point.
Porsche's 1 billion euro ($1.12 billion) gamble to lure Tesla owners from their beloved electric car is just one example of how much premium European automakers are investing to try and match their Silicon Valley-based rival. Tesla's zero-emissions sports sedan has made Europe's finest automakers look woefully behind the times in an area they typically dominate: technology. The question is whether established brands can win back the hearts and minds of car buyers seeking the next big thing.
Germany's best known sports car maker promises its Mission E, which was teased at last year's Frankfurt auto show, will be "an electric Porsche that deserves the name." That means it will be consistently fast over an extended period with no loss of performance despite repeated accelerating and braking. It is supposed to be the first zero-emissions car worthy of being taken to the racetrack.
Porsche, however, will need years before it can mass produce and sell its electric sports car at a decent profit. Meanwhile, Tesla will continue to deliver tens of thousands of its vaunted sedans and SUVs every year to wealthy progressives around the world, most likely at a loss. "I wish we had put that car on the road and not Tesla," confided a senior engineer at Porsche, not a brand typically prone to technological envy. "We have to earn money at the end of the day though."
[...] Moreover, reputational problems may catch up to it. Allegations have been leveled that Tesla tried to hide suspension flaws in the Model S from the public by forcing customers to sign nondisclosure agreements. More recently, a fatal accident has put its Autopilot in a negative spotlight. Also, when the Model 3 eventually debuts, Tesla will target more demanding consumers, who are not likely to be as forgiving when it comes to the inherent trade-offs of an electric car.
A senior automotive executive at Bosch is convinced that sooner or later Musk will not be able to maintain this startup style showmanship over substance: "At some point as they grow customers won't accept this and Tesla will have to adopt a zero-tolerance approach."
(Score: 4, Insightful) by nitehawk214 on Wednesday September 07 2016, @03:30PM
Stopped reading there. Hyperbolus bullshit. This isn't an article, its a junior highschool creative writing project.
"Don't you ever miss the days when you used to be nostalgic?" -Loiosh
(Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 07 2016, @03:37PM
99 and 44/100's pure, as a matter of fact.
(Score: 2) by takyon on Wednesday September 07 2016, @03:41PM
I only use the purest osmosis-filtered electrons to power my Broadwell Core i7-6950X.
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(Score: 2) by VLM on Wednesday September 07 2016, @03:58PM
sniff... I post daily to twitter about my use of organic free range electrons.
(Score: 3, Funny) by LoRdTAW on Wednesday September 07 2016, @04:00PM
And conducted by only the finest of cables: https://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-NRG-WEL-Signature-Power/dp/B0055OM9WS [amazon.com]
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 07 2016, @04:19PM
sure, sure, but have you cracked the holy grail of getting them electrons to multiply?
i feed 'em, pat 'em, wash 'em, occasionally i talk to them but at the end of the day, the head-count always yields the same amount!
I am at my wits end!!
(Score: 2) by bob_super on Wednesday September 07 2016, @05:21PM
Feed them too much salt or make them watch horror movies. They don't multiply until you raise the tension.
Or you could take them for a loop, wind them up, and use your magnetic personality...