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(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 12 2016, @10:37PM
by Anonymous Coward
on Monday September 12 2016, @10:37PM (#400985)
You are at a dead end of a dirt road. The road goes to the east. In the distance you can see that it will eventually fork off. The trees here are very tall royal palms, and they are spaced equidistant from each other. There is a shovel here. >
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 12 2016, @11:19PM
by Anonymous Coward
on Monday September 12 2016, @11:19PM (#401007)
E/W Dirt road You are on the continuation of a dirt road. There are more trees on both sides of you. The road continues to the east and west. There is a large boulder here. >
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 13 2016, @05:04PM
by Anonymous Coward
on Tuesday September 13 2016, @05:04PM (#401399)
>east A fork in the road You are on a stretch of dirt road lined by tall willow trees. Their shade is pleasant, but offset by the smell of pungent manure. The road runs to the west and forks to the east and northeast. There is a wooden signpost here. Your crotch is still sore from a boulder. >
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 12 2016, @10:37PM
You are at a dead end of a dirt road. The road goes to
the east. In the distance you can see that it will
eventually fork off. The trees here are very tall royal
palms, and they are spaced equidistant from each other.
There is a shovel here.
>
(Score: 2) by JNCF on Monday September 12 2016, @10:45PM
>get shovel
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 12 2016, @10:51PM
>get shovel
You pick up the shovel.
>
(Score: 2) by JNCF on Monday September 12 2016, @10:55PM
>east
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 12 2016, @11:04PM
Boulder here. More trees.
(Score: 2) by JNCF on Monday September 12 2016, @11:12PM
"That message isn't as verbose as I remember," the player thinks to himself.
>look
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 12 2016, @11:19PM
E/W Dirt road
You are on the continuation of a dirt road. There are more trees on
both sides of you. The road continues to the east and west.
There is a large boulder here.
>
(Score: 2) by JNCF on Monday September 12 2016, @11:48PM
>dryhump boulder
(Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 13 2016, @01:59AM
You dryhump the boulder. You are close to orgasm.
>
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 13 2016, @04:04AM
>eat shovel
(Score: 2) by JNCF on Tuesday September 13 2016, @04:16PM
>east
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 13 2016, @05:04PM
>east
A fork in the road
You are on a stretch of dirt road lined by tall willow trees. Their shade is pleasant, but offset by the smell of pungent manure. The road runs to the west and forks to the east and northeast.
There is a wooden signpost here.
Your crotch is still sore from a boulder.
>
(Score: 2) by JNCF on Tuesday September 13 2016, @10:51PM
>look sign
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 13 2016, @01:57AM
> go back to potatos to get my fucking power wrist
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 12 2016, @11:28PM
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 12 2016, @10:46PM
His name is Robert Toukmond.
His name is Robert Toukmond.
His name is Robert Toukmond.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 13 2016, @05:23AM
The only NPC is the bear. Feeding the bear is the only option.