(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 12 2016, @11:19PM
by Anonymous Coward
on Monday September 12 2016, @11:19PM (#401007)
E/W Dirt road You are on the continuation of a dirt road. There are more trees on both sides of you. The road continues to the east and west. There is a large boulder here. >
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 13 2016, @05:04PM
by Anonymous Coward
on Tuesday September 13 2016, @05:04PM (#401399)
>east A fork in the road You are on a stretch of dirt road lined by tall willow trees. Their shade is pleasant, but offset by the smell of pungent manure. The road runs to the west and forks to the east and northeast. There is a wooden signpost here. Your crotch is still sore from a boulder. >
(Score: 2) by JNCF on Monday September 12 2016, @11:12PM
"That message isn't as verbose as I remember," the player thinks to himself.
>look
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 12 2016, @11:19PM
E/W Dirt road
You are on the continuation of a dirt road. There are more trees on
both sides of you. The road continues to the east and west.
There is a large boulder here.
>
(Score: 2) by JNCF on Monday September 12 2016, @11:48PM
>dryhump boulder
(Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 13 2016, @01:59AM
You dryhump the boulder. You are close to orgasm.
>
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 13 2016, @04:04AM
>eat shovel
(Score: 2) by JNCF on Tuesday September 13 2016, @04:16PM
>east
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 13 2016, @05:04PM
>east
A fork in the road
You are on a stretch of dirt road lined by tall willow trees. Their shade is pleasant, but offset by the smell of pungent manure. The road runs to the west and forks to the east and northeast.
There is a wooden signpost here.
Your crotch is still sore from a boulder.
>
(Score: 2) by JNCF on Tuesday September 13 2016, @10:51PM
>look sign
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 13 2016, @01:57AM
> go back to potatos to get my fucking power wrist
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 12 2016, @11:28PM
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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