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Sex Robot Café Aims to Offer Londoners Fellatio With Their Morning Coffee

posted by takyon on Sunday October 02 2016, @09:28AM   Printer-friendly
from the blow-and-joe dept.

t-3 writes:

https://www.rt.com/uk/361200-robot-sex-cafe-london/

An entrepreneur who hopes to open London's first 'fellatio cafe' has revealed his staff will be made up entirely of sex robots. Businessman Bradley Charvet, who plans to open the 'blow job cafe' in Paddington, claims the sex-bots will be programmable to a person's needs and will soon be seen as "totally normal."

A 15-minute oral sex session with an espresso will set punters back just £60 (US$78). Hungry patrons will have to pay extra for a pastry.

The coffee shop is due to open after Charvet launches his first cafe in Geneva, Switzerland, later this year.

Charvet made headlines earlier this year when he announced he would launch a 'fellatio cafe' modeled on similar businesses in Thailand, such as Dr. BJ's Salon in Bangkok. However, the announcement was met with skepticism by many, who cited Britain's stringent anti-prostitution laws as a reason why the business would be unlikely to take off.

Now Charvet claims the oral sex will be performed by 'erotic cyborgs.' "Sex robots will always be pleasing and could even become better at technique because they would be programmable to a person's need," he told the Daily Star Online.

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  • (Score: 2) by deimios on Sunday October 02 2016, @10:52AM

    by deimios (201) Subscriber Badge on Sunday October 02 2016, @10:52AM (#409033) Journal

    Sadly society is not ready for such a service. Also what about female customers?

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  • (Score: 2, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 02 2016, @11:39AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 02 2016, @11:39AM (#409044)

    There are already more sex toys for females than males

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 02 2016, @12:53PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 02 2016, @12:53PM (#409053)

    They get a discount?

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 02 2016, @01:04PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 02 2016, @01:04PM (#409059)

    Also what about female customers?

    The chairs will be available with sybians.

  • (Score: 4, Funny) by Jesus_666 on Sunday October 02 2016, @01:34PM

    by Jesus_666 (3044) on Sunday October 02 2016, @01:34PM (#409064)
    They pay £60 for an espresso and fifteen minutes of having a robot awkwardly bob its head in front of their laps.

  • (Score: 2) by Justin Case on Sunday October 02 2016, @04:03PM

    by Justin Case (4239) on Sunday October 02 2016, @04:03PM (#409095) Journal

    Sadly society is not ready for such a service.

    Then it is probably most fortunate that "society" is not being required to enjoy such a service.

  • (Score: 5, Funny) by snufu on Sunday October 02 2016, @05:55PM

    by snufu (5855) on Sunday October 02 2016, @05:55PM (#409114)

    With their espresso, male robots provide female customers with fifteen minutes of foot rub and assurances the customer is not fat.