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Sex Robot Café Aims to Offer Londoners Fellatio With Their Morning Coffee

posted by takyon on Sunday October 02 2016, @09:28AM   Printer-friendly
from the blow-and-joe dept.

t-3 writes:

https://www.rt.com/uk/361200-robot-sex-cafe-london/

An entrepreneur who hopes to open London's first 'fellatio cafe' has revealed his staff will be made up entirely of sex robots. Businessman Bradley Charvet, who plans to open the 'blow job cafe' in Paddington, claims the sex-bots will be programmable to a person's needs and will soon be seen as "totally normal."

A 15-minute oral sex session with an espresso will set punters back just £60 (US$78). Hungry patrons will have to pay extra for a pastry.

The coffee shop is due to open after Charvet launches his first cafe in Geneva, Switzerland, later this year.

Charvet made headlines earlier this year when he announced he would launch a 'fellatio cafe' modeled on similar businesses in Thailand, such as Dr. BJ's Salon in Bangkok. However, the announcement was met with skepticism by many, who cited Britain's stringent anti-prostitution laws as a reason why the business would be unlikely to take off.

Now Charvet claims the oral sex will be performed by 'erotic cyborgs.' "Sex robots will always be pleasing and could even become better at technique because they would be programmable to a person's need," he told the Daily Star Online.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 02 2016, @07:13PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 02 2016, @07:13PM (#409121)

    That is considered an article now is it? 4 short sentences, a tweet from themselves, 4 short sentences, a tweet from themselves, 4 short sentences, a tweet from themselves and 8 short sentences.

  • (Score: 2) by takyon on Sunday October 02 2016, @09:17PM

    by takyon (881) <takyonNO@SPAMsoylentnews.org> on Sunday October 02 2016, @09:17PM (#409149) Journal

    Get some rest, mate. You're living in a brave new world.

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  • (Score: 2) by butthurt on Sunday October 02 2016, @11:59PM

    by butthurt (6141) on Sunday October 02 2016, @11:59PM (#409185) Journal

    You youngsters with your 80 column cards don't know how good you have it. Some of us had to make do with 45 columns.

    http://www.columbia.edu/cu/computinghistory/mnras.html [columbia.edu]

    In selecting IBM engineer and inventor Clair D. Lake's groundbreaking 80-column,
      rectangular-hole design, IBM leadership made a conscious decision to retool the
      card in a proprietary way that it would not only double the amount of data that
      could be stored, it would be compatible only with IBM-manufactured machines.

    --https://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/ibm100/us/en/icons/punchcard/transform/ [ibm.com]