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The Denver Post reports
At first glance, Littleton, [Colorado,] looks like ground zero for Halloween pranksters this year--toilet paper is strewn across street after street and block after block.
The messy look prompted a few irritated inquiries from residents on the city's Facebook page this week, like this one from Madison Lucas: "This is UGLY!! All over Littleton!!" Or from Stephanie Gregory : "My kids and I thought it was vandalism."
But the TP'ing scheme is actually the work of the city itself. Littleton is using bathroom tissue as part of an effort to seal the myriad cracks that plague road surfaces in this city. It is tackling 120 streets with this bottoms-up tactic.
[...] The TP, applied with a paint roller, absorbs the oil from freshly laid tar as it dries, keeping it from sticking to people's shoes or car and bike tires. With the paper's protective abilities, asphalt isn't tracked all over the city or splattered on wheel wells. And the biodegradable paper breaks down and disappears in a matter of days.
[...] Kelli Narde, a spokeswoman for Littleton, said the real benefit of using toilet paper is that it allows traffic to retake the road right after a crack is filled.
(Score: -1, Offtopic) by aristarchus on Thursday December 08 2016, @07:08AM
Oh, crap, my submission actually was accepted. Great! Not about toilet paper, though.
But this doe mean I need to find some other really interesting news item to submit, as do all we Solylentils, in order to keep our site up to date and interesting to peruse, unlike some of those "other" news aggregators.
(Score: -1, Offtopic) by aristarchus on Thursday December 08 2016, @07:57AM
Ha! This was downmodded as offtopic? After all the other totally off topic stuff that was posted in this thread? Ha? I can only assume you are Francis, or as stupid as Francis, and have nothing to do during this quadrant of the UTC. We will be back for you, AC, when you least expect it.
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At least it wasn't Colorado Springs, because they would need extra Jesus repellant TP for this to work. "I don't care if rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, sitting on the dashboard of my car! I don't care come hell or high water, I'm gonna do what Jesus say I otter, sitting on the dashboard of my car!." There are some versus about the Madonna, but we will skip them for the Protestant Heretics in the audience. You are all gonna burn it hell. But you are still nice people, mostly.
(Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 08 2016, @08:23PM
What, now you're doubling down on the Offopic?
(Score: 3, Informative) by charon on Thursday December 08 2016, @08:36AM
After reading your reference here, I took another look at and accepted your submission. As I'm sure you know, our volunteered time is limited. Sometimes in order to keep the queue full, we editors choose subs that are "easy" to edit. Your submissions and comments have a distinctive style, which sometimes (well, pretty much always) comes across as difficult to understand and wrangle into a coherent shape. I have no doubt you know what you are talking about, but we non-immortal-Greek-philosophers are not as wise as your good self. Rest assured, the editorial team does read, and discuss, every submission. If it is sitting in the queue for a few days, that merely means no one has summoned up the energy to do battle with it.
Thank you, and please do continue making SoylentNews better.