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Would you have sex with a robot? Would you marry one? Would a robot have the right to say no to such a union?
These were just a few of the questions being asked at the second Love and Sex with Robots conference hastily rearranged at Goldsmiths University in London after the government in Malaysia - the original location - banned it. It has proved controversial, not only to countries with conservative views.
There were no representatives from the sex industry in attendance and no sex robots on display, leading some to question the point of the event.
RealDolls, a Californian-based firm that makes lifelike sex toys, claimed that it would release an artificial intelligence-enhanced sex doll next year. The launch, if it happens, will be vindication for Dr David Levy, who has long predicted the era of intelligent human-looking robots.
A story for those hoping to find a Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer under the tree Christmas morning...
(Score: 0, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 25 2016, @06:46PM
Sy Borg [metrolyrics.com] from Joe's Garage, probably also on Youtube.
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