(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 01 2017, @12:23AM
by Anonymous Coward
on Sunday January 01 2017, @12:23AM (#447988)
Face it, Sam... this is 2017. Even the best tracker couldn't find a Cherry in these parts. What am I going to I do, Slim? It's a Cherry or nothing. Let me show you a couple of things. This is our Bambi 14 model. Brand-new, never been used. Coming up is our Cindy 99O. Strictly domestic, actually. Housework, taxes. Below the waist, no man's land. If I read yo correctly, I think you're looking for something with a little more spunk. Spunk isn't exactly the word. It's more a kind of... intangible. Step down for a minute and gaze upon perfection,. craftsmanship, disk drive, pelvic roll. This is when Detroit still cared. Sam? Sam? Oh, Sam. Look, give me a little time. I'II check around. That's all I can do.
With unemployment down to 40%, the nation rounds the corner. Salvage and recycling centers are paving the way for the future. Just as our grandfathers generation did, workers today need to think twice before throwing things away. Toaster ovens, steam irons, blow dryers. Whole families are pitching in. The result is plain to see. A new life for household appliances.
(Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 01 2017, @12:14AM
IN THE YEAR 2017 A GOOD WOMAN IS HARD TO FIND
A CHERRY 2000 IS EVEN HARDER
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 01 2017, @12:18AM
Damn young, parent poster is woke
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 01 2017, @12:21AM
Give me an example of a telegram, a haiku, an AC post, and a tweet, rolled up into one.
(Score: 5, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 01 2017, @01:19AM
Two-thousand seventeen Stop
Fifty six letters
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 01 2017, @12:23AM
Face it, Sam... this is 2017. Even the best tracker couldn't find a Cherry in these parts. What am I going to I do, Slim? It's a Cherry or nothing. Let me show you a couple of things. This is our Bambi 14 model. Brand-new, never been used. Coming up is our Cindy 99O. Strictly domestic, actually. Housework, taxes. Below the waist, no man's land. If I read yo correctly, I think you're looking for something with a little more spunk. Spunk isn't exactly the word. It's more a kind of... intangible. Step down for a minute and gaze upon perfection,. craftsmanship, disk drive, pelvic roll. This is when Detroit still cared. Sam? Sam? Oh, Sam. Look, give me a little time. I'II check around. That's all I can do.
With unemployment down to 40%, the nation rounds the corner. Salvage and recycling centers are paving the way for the future. Just as our grandfathers generation did, workers today need to think twice before throwing things away. Toaster ovens, steam irons, blow dryers. Whole families are pitching in. The result is plain to see. A new life for household appliances.