Bacon News: Woman Says Bacon Helped Her Celebrate 109 Years
A 109-year-old woman from southern Illinois has some advice for living a long life.
"I never smoked a cigarette in my life, I never drank liquor in my life, and I had one husband for 43 years," said Ruth Benjamin. "And I love bacon!
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(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday January 21 2017, @06:06PM
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