The Washington Post reports that the "lower 48" states of the USA are enjoying spring-like weather. It quotes a meteorologist as saying 1495 record high temperatures have been reached during the month of February (as against 10 record lows); among them:
[Ed Note: it is actually Mangum, OK, not Magnum. The original WaPo article is incorrect.]
(Score: 4, Funny) by Thexalon on Monday February 20 2017, @05:04PM
The USA was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me!
And now it's...
Springtime for Donald's America
Great Plains are now great once more!
We're working at a faster pace
Look out, coal ash in waterways!
Springtime for Donald's America
Texas and Kansas in charge!
Springtime for Donald's America
Watch out, Mid-East,
We're going on tour!
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a compiler is a good guy with a compiler.
(Score: 3, Funny) by bob_super on Monday February 20 2017, @08:33PM
A satiric masterpiece
No way out
A surprise smash!
No way out
It was shocking, outrageous, insulting
And they loved every minute of it!
No way out
How could this happen?
His speech was lousy and long,
He got all the facts wrong,
Where did he go right?
It was so crass and so crude
even Goebbels would've booed
Where did he go right?
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Tuesday February 21 2017, @01:13AM
^This and Thexalon's post: this is why I love SoylentNews. Roses among the thorns... Intelligentia in with the R-words.... Poetry and song appreciated by those who are not dullards.
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--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---