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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @06:39PM (5 children)
But I thought only Jesus Saves.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @09:26PM (1 child)
But I thought only Jesus Saves.
But Moses invests.
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 21 2017, @12:02AM
But I thought only Jesus Saves.
But Moses invests.
But Buddha recycles.
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @09:32PM (1 child)
Your magic sky daddy is not real, and jebus was just a run of the mill nut. The only reason people still believe this stuff is so they can justify molesting children.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @10:02PM
But.... NCommander is real. I read his stories. He apparently Saves.
Oh, I get it, you want me to know that NCommander is the Savior then. Yeah, I can get behind that. How do you want me to fuck off, my lord?
(Score: 2) by bob_super on Monday March 20 2017, @10:20PM
But NCommander has better backups: no 3-day downtime.