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posted by martyb on Monday March 20 2017, @04:00PM   Printer-friendly
Saved for NCommander to post a story.

[Image redacted. There was a permissions issue -- the story was updated to include an image not in keeping with the editorial policy of this site. The party responsible has had their privileges rescinded. And, kudos to the community... They took this lemon, ran with it, and started a whole franchise of lemonade stands with a veritable cornucopia of insightful, witty, and self-deprecating comments! --martyb]

 
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  • (Score: 2) by inertnet on Monday March 20 2017, @10:37PM (2 children)

    by inertnet (4071) on Monday March 20 2017, @10:37PM (#481825) Journal

    Was that done with the new Google JPEG algorithm?

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 21 2017, @01:46PM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 21 2017, @01:46PM (#482113)

    No, the story was compressed with the super efficient compression algorithm rm. Unfortunately NCommander noticed too late that he didn't have the corresponding decompression program installed, and couldn't find it anywhere on the web. :-)

    • (Score: 2) by DECbot on Tuesday March 21 2017, @02:58PM

      by DECbot (832) on Tuesday March 21 2017, @02:58PM (#482165) Journal

      So you're telling me that I've been using rm wrong all along? So it is a one-way compression utility that compresses files to zero bytes and not a utility to delete files! Amazing! I need to read more man page! Look at that, I can compression my whole hard drive with the -rf flag at the root directory​! Be back in a minute, I've got to try this out.... I bet I can download the internet if I pipe wget through rm before archiving it.... So cool!

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