In an enterprise environment where I control the apps that I install for my users, what are the ramifications of removing the Windows store and all of its apps from my Windows 10 setups?
No, not enough rant! Do not rile Quakers on the high-seas! Nothing good comes of it, but blood and toil, and blue screams of death!
You, perchance, think me not serious? Avast, you newbie! We seek the White Whale! A Linux harpoon to the heart of the beast! A breaking of the Windows of its store, don't you think? Only once we have got the beast's attention will it attempt to ram us! All hands on deck! Prepare the APIs and the zero-day attacks! Wait until you see the heart of the whale! Throw, Ismael! Throw, Queeqeg! Good arms of harpooners all! This will be, in God's good grace, the Year of the Linux Desktop.
Never been on the high seas, have we, matey? Thanks for the effort, but it is "screams". Something like, "In Space, since it is a near vacuum, no one can hear you scream, especially if you are running Microsoft."
Bill, open the Pod bay doors, Bill.
I'm sorry, Dave, I caN not
^%$&^*(PROGRAM HAS ATTEMPTED ILLEGAL OPERATION *^(**0 There has been an undetectable error. To continue, press any key, or press any other key. To stop imminent Blue Screams of Death, hit ctl-alt-del-die simultaneously in a parallel dimension an d sto p u sing the Mi cro s of t S t o re. Y o u ha v e b e e n w a r n e d .
(Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Friday March 31 2017, @06:56AM (2 children)
No, not enough rant! Do not rile Quakers on the high-seas! Nothing good comes of it, but blood and toil, and blue screams of death!
You, perchance, think me not serious? Avast, you newbie! We seek the White Whale! A Linux harpoon to the heart of the beast! A breaking of the Windows of its store, don't you think? Only once we have got the beast's attention will it attempt to ram us! All hands on deck! Prepare the APIs and the zero-day attacks! Wait until you see the heart of the whale! Throw, Ismael! Throw, Queeqeg! Good arms of harpooners all! This will be, in God's good grace, the Year of the Linux Desktop.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 31 2017, @08:34AM (1 child)
No, not enough rant! Do not rile Quakers on the high-seas! Nothing good comes of it, but blood and toil, and blue screens of death!
There, FTFY.
(Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Friday March 31 2017, @08:56AM
Never been on the high seas, have we, matey? Thanks for the effort, but it is "screams". Something like, "In Space, since it is a near vacuum, no one can hear you scream, especially if you are running Microsoft."
Bill, open the Pod bay doors, Bill.
I'm sorry, Dave, I caN not
^%$&^*(PROGRAM HAS ATTEMPTED ILLEGAL OPERATION *^(**0 There has been an undetectable error. To continue, press any key, or press any other key. To stop imminent Blue Screams of Death, hit ctl-alt-del-die simultaneously in a parallel dimension an d sto p u sing the Mi cro s of t S t o re. Y o u ha v e b e e n w a r n e d .
My god, it's full of money!