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Michigan Police Searching for 12 Foot Tall Inflatable Beer Bottle

posted by on Saturday April 01 2017, @12:33PM   Printer-friendly
from the enough-to-get-a-whole-army-of-inflatable-sex-dolls-drunk dept.

charon writes:

Police in Michigan are trying to identify a man suspected of stealing a 12-foot-tall inflatable beer bottle worth more than $2,000.

Kalamazoo Public Safety released a photo of a man police said was caught on surveillance cameras taking the giant inflatable bottle of Oberon beer from its spot near the Radisson Hotel in the city's downtown about 4:30 a.m. Wednesday.

The inflatable advertisement stands over 12 feet tall and is valued at more than $2,000, police said.

Source: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/03/30/Michigan-police-searching-for-2000-inflatable-beer-bottle/3241490887509/

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  • (Score: 5, Funny) by NCommander on Saturday April 01 2017, @02:53PM (5 children)

    by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Saturday April 01 2017, @02:53PM (#487628) Homepage Journal

    Damn it, Ethanol got replaced by a bot. This is nowhere up to your usual standard of trolling.

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  • (Score: 0, Troll) by Ethanol-fueled on Saturday April 01 2017, @02:59PM (3 children)

    by Ethanol-fueled (2792) on Saturday April 01 2017, @02:59PM (#487631) Homepage

    Trolling? What I posted, with a straight face, is factual information!

    • (Score: 2) by c0lo on Saturday April 01 2017, @03:22PM (2 children)

      by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Saturday April 01 2017, @03:22PM (#487637) Journal

      Trolling? What I posted, with a straight face, is factual information!

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