OLD ORCHARD BEACH, Maine — Maine's state fire marshal says a man burned down his parents' house and killed three pets while trying to exterminate ants in his basement with matches.
Investigators say 21-year-old Devon Doucette was trying to incinerate the ants with wooden matches when one of them ignited combustible materials. The fire quickly spread to the rest of the house.
[...] Authorities say the fire killed two cats and one dog. They say charges are not likely.
(Score: 2) by rts008 on Sunday April 02 2017, @02:49AM (1 child)
I won't address your pref's, as they are your pref's, and not mine. :-)
But just because you make demands, does not mean we have to comply.
Relax, it's just one day of the year, and a weekend to boot. Drink some beer, commune with friends, fire up the grill and carbonize something, but not in your Mom's basement. ;-)
(Score: 2) by Snotnose on Sunday April 02 2017, @12:44PM
Somehow my preferences went to VT-220, that was the layout I hated. Had to wait until April 2 to fix it, I didn't know what was my doing and what was April fool's tomfoolery.
When the dust settled America realized it was saved by a porn star.