OLD ORCHARD BEACH, Maine — Maine's state fire marshal says a man burned down his parents' house and killed three pets while trying to exterminate ants in his basement with matches.
Investigators say 21-year-old Devon Doucette was trying to incinerate the ants with wooden matches when one of them ignited combustible materials. The fire quickly spread to the rest of the house.
[...] Authorities say the fire killed two cats and one dog. They say charges are not likely.
(Score: 2) by MostCynical on Sunday April 02 2017, @11:47AM (1 child)
Maybe the afterlife?
Could this be the ultimate atonement for sin - offering *yourself* as a burnt offering!
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"I guess once you start doubting, there's no end to it." -Batou, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
(Score: 2) by c0lo on Sunday April 02 2017, @12:39PM
I'm sure the gods won't like the offering's gasoline aftertaste, but otherwise... why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford