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posted by cmn32480 on Tuesday April 04 2017, @01:09AM   Printer-friendly
from the betcha-can't-implant-just-one dept.

The syringe slides in between the thumb and index finger. Then, with a click, a microchip is injected in the employee's hand. [...]

What could pass for a dystopian vision of the workplace is almost routine at the Swedish startup hub Epicenter. The company offers to implant its workers and startup members with microchips the size of grains of rice that function as swipe cards: to open doors, operate printers, or buy smoothies with a wave of the hand.

[...] "People ask me; 'Are you chipped?' and I say; 'Yes, why not,'" said Fredric Kaijser, the 47-year-old chief experience officer at Epicenter. "And they all get excited about privacy issues and what that means and so forth. And for me it's just a matter of I like to try new things and just see it as more of an enabler and what that would bring into the future."

The implants have become so popular that Epicenter workers stage monthly events where attendees have the option of being "chipped" for free.

Full article here:
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/03/start-up-epicenter-implants-employees-with-microchips.html

AC: There are so many things wrong with both the article and with those people I wouldn't know where to start.


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  • (Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday April 04 2017, @06:18AM (4 children)

    by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Tuesday April 04 2017, @06:18AM (#488558) Journal

    Can you actually read that fluently? I can understand a little of it due to over a decade of bible study, but am not even sure how to pronounce half of it--specifically, where the h's go in front of the occasional omicron. Also how can you tell Koine from Attic in writing?

    It's odd; I never studied Latin but more of it is immediately intelligible just due to the familiar alphabet and the cognates with Romance languages.

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  • (Score: 5, Informative) by aristarchus on Tuesday April 04 2017, @06:33AM (1 child)

    by aristarchus (2645) on Tuesday April 04 2017, @06:33AM (#488564) Journal

    Yes, believe it or not, there are people who can.

    καὶ ποιεῖ πάντας, τοὺς μικροὺς καὶ τοὺς μεγάλους,

    καὶ = and
    ποιεῖ= he makes
    πάντας= all
      τοὺς μικροὺς =the micro (small)
    καὶ τοὺς μεγάλους,= and the large.

    See? Greek is just a language, like any other, it only takes some perseverance to get it. Of course, as I pointed out, there are some differences between Biblical (Koine, or common) Greek and Classical Attic or Ionic Greek, not to mention Homer. And Modern Greek is an entirely different animal. Hopa!

    • (Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday April 04 2017, @05:25PM

      by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Tuesday April 04 2017, @05:25PM (#488713) Journal

      Oh, I can understand about half the Koine just based on cognates, and another 1/4 or so through, frankly, some completely unexplainable intuition (works on Russian too somehow...). It's a little crazy-making, but useful in some odd circumstances.

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  • (Score: 2) by fritsd on Tuesday April 04 2017, @12:14PM (1 child)

    by fritsd (4586) on Tuesday April 04 2017, @12:14PM (#488602) Journal

    specifically, where the h's go in front of the occasional omicron.

    If the thingy curves to the right it's a spiritus asper, ὁ = Ho, Wiki calls it "rough breathing" [wikipedia.org] for some reason.

    If there is no accent necessary they put a very similar looking thingy that curves to the left on it to add confusion: spiritus lenis, ὄνομα = onoma (name), smooth breathing [wikipedia.org], which means: it's jus t a normal omicron, but we put a special accent on top of it, so that you can see that it's not the H special accent.

    It's been so long ago that I had Greek in school that I can kind of still figure it out but with great difficulty :-)
    We have to ask Aristarchus for the differences between Koinè, Attic, Doric, Ionian, Homeric and Pindarussian, because my mind is a blank.

    • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 04 2017, @06:18PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 04 2017, @06:18PM (#488750)

      Wiki calls it "rough breathing" for some reason.

      "Some reason" being the literal translation: "spiritus" = breath, "asper" = sharp/ragged, and "lenis" = gentle/smooth.