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posted by Fnord666 on Saturday April 22 2017, @03:11PM   Printer-friendly
from the squeezing-green-from-a-VC dept.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/04/21/525055713/juicero-ceo-says-luxury-juicer-is-much-more-than-juice-internet-is-unimpressed

Juicero, a startup that sells a pricey juice press, found that out firsthand. The company's Wi-Fi-enabled machine produces cold-pressed juice out of packets sold exclusively to owners via subscription.

Received as both Silicon Valley cautionary tale and commentary on conspicuous consumption, Juicero's story was chronicled this week in a Bloomberg News piece.

[...] In all, the company raised some $120 million.

But Bloomberg says investors' confidence waned once it emerged that people didn't actually need the press to get juice from the packets but could simply squeeze it out by hand.

A Silicon Valley startup slain before it could blossom into a unicorn.

[Ed. Note: Also at ExtremeTech with a bonus link to Juicero's very silly marketing video.]


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  • (Score: 2, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 22 2017, @05:17PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 22 2017, @05:17PM (#497977)

    It seems you fail to understand how VC's make money, profitable companies is not the method, ripping off investors is, so if you take the company public you win, it does not matter what the company does or even if it does anything, so long as it sounds like it does something, or alternatively if you can't get a bank on your side to spin your IPO you rip off pensioners and people with a substantial nest egg in boiler room type scams, if the company actually makes money that's great but it's a side effect not an objective, silicon valley is mostly grifting

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