Stories
Slash Boxes
Comments

SoylentNews is people

posted by on Wednesday April 26 2017, @09:15PM   Printer-friendly
from the we-demand-a-jar-jar-force-ghost dept.

Submitted via IRC for TheMightyBuzzard

Bad news, Star Wars fans. Those of you who have been holding out hope that Disney may want to further capitalize on a galaxy far, far away by restoring the theatrical cuts of the original Star Wars trilogy are about to be sorely disappointed. Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy has officially confirmed that they have no plans on messing with the cuts and intend to leave the movies the way that George Lucas did when he revisited them in the 90s.

[...] While she revealed that there is no agreement in place to keep the Star Wars cuts as they are, she also made it clear that Lucasfilm isn't planning on messing with them.

Source: http://movieweb.com/star-wars-classic-trilogy-disney-wont-alter-restore/


Original Submission

 
This discussion has been archived. No new comments can be posted.
Display Options Threshold/Breakthrough Mark All as Read Mark All as Unread
The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 26 2017, @10:58PM (3 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 26 2017, @10:58PM (#500406)

    They're gonna remake Star Wars IV, V, and VI staring Caitlyn Jenner as princess Leia and Tom Cruise as Luke Skywalker.

    I hear Verne Troyer has a good shot at playing Chewbacca

  • (Score: 3, Funny) by driverless on Thursday April 27 2017, @12:09AM (2 children)

    by driverless (4770) on Thursday April 27 2017, @12:09AM (#500431)

    They're gonna remake Star Wars IV, V, and VI staring Caitlyn Jenner as princess Leia and Tom Cruise as Luke Skywalker.

    I hear Verne Troyer has a good shot at playing Chewbacca

    They should use Ron Jeremy, he's a natural for a wookie.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 27 2017, @02:43AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 27 2017, @02:43AM (#500487)

      Make him a chick (or chick with a dick!) and have a romantic triangle between Luke, Han, and Leia, perhaps with a threesome, before finally identifying as a lesbian and hooking up with Leia before having Leia force conceive lesbian love children as they slowly remove bad prequel references and homologize with the Expanded Universe content.

      Hahaha, won't happen because disney needs to ensure all licensable creative IP is in-house, same reason George ignored the expanded universe/shat all over it with the prequels and including characters who had no reason to be in the prequels.

    • (Score: 3, Funny) by Kromagv0 on Thursday April 27 2017, @12:58PM

      by Kromagv0 (1825) on Thursday April 27 2017, @12:58PM (#500648) Homepage

      No as a hedgehog he would be better cast as an ewok.

      --
      T-Shirts and bumper stickers [zazzle.com] to offend someone