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Mac Rumors reports that Apple Inc. has announced that it
[...] will be expanding its "Today at Apple" educational sessions to all of its 495 retail stores around the world in May.
The free sessions, which have been offered at Apple's flagship Union Square store in San Francisco since last year, will cover topics such as photography, videography, music, coding, art, and design.
The article says that some stores have been remodelled to accommodate the seminars.
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(Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Thursday April 27 2017, @10:37PM (3 children)
Well, if you're really bored and antisocial, you could get yourself and maybe some like-minded miscreants to put your collective dicks in the mashed potatoes and ask questions like, "Is it true that the Apple factory has nets because its workers try to commit suicide?" and "Do you have a recycling program so poor people can have a Mac too?" or adjust your photos to resemble blackface during photo editing demonstrations or edit in some grunting and breathing noises for your recording sessions?
Or the classic, just go in there and act like a tic-ing retard and if anybody looks at you weird just say you have a disability, so that reacting against you would be discrimination.
No joke, there was a guy in a linear algebra class at a community college I attended who would murmur to himself the whole time, whether or not the professor was lecturing. Nobody sat around him. If that were my kid I would have taken him out back and had 'im shot.
(Score: 2) by kaszz on Thursday April 27 2017, @10:49PM (2 children)
Hmm.. Recycling!
"Hey Sir, When the factory slaves commit suicide on the job. Do you adhere fully to your recycling policy by putting said worker in the meat grinder so that the other workers and the factory may save on food and use less farmland?" ;-P
"Hey Sir, I heard Apple products is all about Think(tm)ing and freedom, right? well so how do I add my own software to my iPhone?"
"Hey Sir, Apple is all about being green and environmentally friendly.. right? Then why do you hate [soylentnews.org] people that harvest old phones to reuse the parts?"
Of course to add to the fun.. Film at eleven and upload to some video service..
(Score: 1) by Scruffy Beard 2 on Thursday April 27 2017, @10:58PM (1 child)
I wonder if they throw you out if you try to follow the lesson on your Android phone.
Possibly using the SD card in place of iCloud uploads.
(Score: 2) by kaszz on Thursday April 27 2017, @11:10PM
Even better. Hack the iPhone such that it can support SD-card without rooting it permanently. Then call it SD-Cloud :p
"Hey Sir, No need for iCloud because iPhone already has SD-Cloud."