An ICE hotline set up to allow reports of crimes committed by "criminal aliens" has had a close encounter with trolls:
The administration set up the Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement (VOICE) Office on Wednesday, in accordance with President Trump's executive order in January. The office, folded within the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency, aims to "assist victims of crimes committed by criminal aliens," according to the Department of Homeland Security.
"Alien" is a term used by the federal government to describe individuals who are not American citizens but who reside on U.S. soil. [...] Despite the line's intended purpose, callers have been reporting a range of abnormal activity.
1-855-48-VOICE to report all your encounters w/ illegal martians, rude Sasquatch, unleashed Texas Blue Hounds, Springheel Jack. Goblin army.
— Kathleen Dennis (@chelseabmw) April 27, 2017
ICE denounced the calls, saying such actions hurt victims of real crimes. Callers have even mentioned spotting "muggle-borns," a term from the "Harry Potter" book series referring to magical characters with non-magical parents.
Also at The Atlantic and CNN. Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement (VOICE) Office.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 29 2017, @06:45PM (5 children)
There are few things on this earth that are more absurd than telling a person where he can or cannot be!
Then I'm sure you won't mind if I move into your house starting tomorrow.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 29 2017, @06:58PM
Then I'm sure you won't mind if I move into your house starting tomorrow.
If countries are the same thing as houses you are already squatting in my house.
So GTFO you god damn hobo before I shoot you!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 29 2017, @07:32PM (3 children)
Please! Don't be stupid. You can move into the fraudulently foreclosed house next door.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 29 2017, @08:34PM (2 children)
What's stupid about it? I don't want to be in the house next door - I very specifically want to be in "your" house! You yourself just claimed that "telling me where I can or cannot be is stupid" [soylentnews.org], so how is "your" house any different? Please explain for me, the absurd one.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 29 2017, @08:45PM (1 child)
Not only are you being absurd, you are also obtuse. Maybe you're just being silly, I don't know. Sorry if I don't play along, I gotta haddock.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 30 2017, @06:18AM
He's apparently thinks he owns everybody's house, so even one illegal person here is in one of his houses.