We've previously discussed the possibility of running a two hour marathon (with much of the usual wit in this thread). For a comparison against running one mile in four minutes, running at the pace of a five minute mile would be too slow. Like running a mile in four minutes, people said running a marathon in two hours was impossible. However, it is looking very possible with advanced footwear and suchlike. Specifically, Kenyan marathon runner Eliud Kipchoge was within 0.4% of this goal. Variously reported as being 25 seconds or 26 second too slow, his effort is an unofficial world record.
(Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday May 07 2017, @05:11PM (1 child)
OMG guys guys number 7 is a woman she's just flatchested and has dense pubes! We're all getting laid tonight with a real live female! Knock her out and spread her open! Let's screw her before master gets back!
(Score: 2) by VLM on Sunday May 07 2017, @07:01PM
Seen the new "Soylent Wars" movie? Its kinda gory. AC misidentifies number 7 as a human female whom is actually a flat chested hairy wookie. The collectible AC action figure has a removable arm that fits down ACs mouth, just like the movie.