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On Thursday, President Donald Trump signed a long-awaited executive order on cybersecurity.
Mainly, the order requires a number of cybersecurity reviews across the various agencies of the federal government, in order to determine what must be done to strengthen federal computer systems, as well as United States' critical infrastructure.
Here are some industry reactions to the executive order Help Net Security received.
Source: https://www.helpnetsecurity.com/2017/05/12/reactions-trump-cybersecurity/
(Score: 2) by kaszz on Monday May 15 2017, @05:48PM (3 children)
I'm a quantumsexual, my sex is determined only upon interaction with the bathroom door. In other situations it's impossible to know which sex it is.
I know.. it's confusing but I feel so undetermined. :-)
(Score: 2, Funny) by kurenai.tsubasa on Monday May 15 2017, @06:05PM
See folks, this is why we need bathroom police! Here we've got these quantumsexuals entering all the bathroom doors simultaneously and making a mess when they interfere with themselves, when if there were just somebody outside the bathrooms observing people as they enter, their waveform would collapse and we wouldn't have to deal with the mess!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 15 2017, @09:42PM
Is this like Schrödinger's bathroom? You don't know if you need to go or not until you look in the bathroom?
(Score: 2) by bob_super on Monday May 15 2017, @10:35PM
What do your partners say when they see a bathroom door on your bed?