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Daily Mail: Facebook Gives You (More) Cancer

posted by on Monday May 22 2017, @05:15PM   Printer-friendly
from the I-think-we-already-knew-that dept.

"cafebabe" writes:

In 2009, after undergoing the Daily Mail's rigorous investigation and fact-checking process, the Daily Mail reported that social networks (such as Facebook) reduce levels of interaction leading to reduced oxytocin and increased stress. In 2017, the Daily Mail reported that social networks (such as Facebook) encourage excessive tanning in an effort to improve appearance in selfies.

Soylentils are advised to avoid social networks, the Daily Mail, oxytocin, oxycontin, daylight, nightlight, selfies and the JavaScript which runs the Daily Mail headline generator.

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  • (Score: 4, Interesting) by Runaway1956 on Monday May 22 2017, @05:22PM (2 children)

    by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Monday May 22 2017, @05:22PM (#513608) Journal

    I want to mod up the editorial. Hilarious!

    Starting Score:    1  point
    Moderation   +2  
       Interesting=2, Total=2
    Extra 'Interesting' Modifier   0  
    Karma-Bonus Modifier   +1  
    Total Score:   4  

  • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 22 2017, @05:29PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 22 2017, @05:29PM (#513613)

    Funny [theguardian.com]
    Funnier [zerohedge.com]
    While I'm no fan of gingers or fat kids Daily Mail Vs. Facebook is a close call.

  • (Score: 2) by jdavidb on Monday May 22 2017, @07:30PM

    by jdavidb (5690) on Monday May 22 2017, @07:30PM (#513691) Homepage Journal

    Soylentils are advised to avoid social networks, the Daily Mail, oxytocin, oxycontin, daylight, nightlight, selfies and the JavaScript which runs the Daily Mail headline generator.

    I'm already avoiding almost all of those.

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