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Daily Mail: Facebook Gives You (More) Cancer

posted by on Monday May 22 2017, @05:15PM   Printer-friendly
from the I-think-we-already-knew-that dept.

"cafebabe" writes:

In 2009, after undergoing the Daily Mail's rigorous investigation and fact-checking process, the Daily Mail reported that social networks (such as Facebook) reduce levels of interaction leading to reduced oxytocin and increased stress. In 2017, the Daily Mail reported that social networks (such as Facebook) encourage excessive tanning in an effort to improve appearance in selfies.

Soylentils are advised to avoid social networks, the Daily Mail, oxytocin, oxycontin, daylight, nightlight, selfies and the JavaScript which runs the Daily Mail headline generator.

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  • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 22 2017, @05:47PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 22 2017, @05:47PM (#513625)

    Are the shills out today waiting for the facebook moderation story to break? Wonder [euobserver.com] why? [independent.co.uk]

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