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Daily Mail: Facebook Gives You (More) Cancer

posted by on Monday May 22 2017, @05:15PM   Printer-friendly
from the I-think-we-already-knew-that dept.

"cafebabe" writes:

In 2009, after undergoing the Daily Mail's rigorous investigation and fact-checking process, the Daily Mail reported that social networks (such as Facebook) reduce levels of interaction leading to reduced oxytocin and increased stress. In 2017, the Daily Mail reported that social networks (such as Facebook) encourage excessive tanning in an effort to improve appearance in selfies.

Soylentils are advised to avoid social networks, the Daily Mail, oxytocin, oxycontin, daylight, nightlight, selfies and the JavaScript which runs the Daily Mail headline generator.

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  • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 22 2017, @05:57PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 22 2017, @05:57PM (#513630)

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    Your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant

    And if you threw a party
    Invited everyone you ever knew
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