In 2009, after undergoing the Daily Mail's rigorous investigation and fact-checking process, the Daily Mail reported that social networks (such as Facebook) reduce levels of interaction leading to reduced oxytocin and increased stress. In 2017, the Daily Mail reported that social networks (such as Facebook) encourage excessive tanning in an effort to improve appearance in selfies.
Soylentils are advised to avoid social networks, the Daily Mail, oxytocin, oxycontin, daylight, nightlight, selfies and the JavaScript which runs the Daily Mail headline generator.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 23 2017, @02:11AM
Scandinavians do OK with sun. Apparently they have the genes for melatonin, as they should since they had to cope with snow-reflected sunlight up north.