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Daily Mail: Facebook Gives You (More) Cancer
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Can anyone remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 23 2017, @03:04AM
Give me a little spray. You know you’re not allowed to use spray tan any more because it affects the ozone, you know that, right? I said, you mean to tell me, cause you know spray tan’s not like it used to be, it used to be real good. … Today you put the spray on, it’s good for 12 minutes, right. So if I take spray tan and I spray it in my apartment, which is all sealed, you’re telling me that affects the ozone layer? “Yes.” I say no way folks. No way. No way. That’s like a lot of the rules and regulations you people have in the mines, right, it’s the same kind of stuff.