The future of sex could be pretty interactive, but it's starting with men.
Top porn streaming company Pornhub announced a new channel of interactive videos that will work with the latest generation of connected male sex toys. The videos, according Pornhub, will work with the Fleshlight Launch and Kiiroo Onyx, featuring "an eclectic mix of content, offering an assortment of themes and appealing to various target audiences."
Sex toys and content geared to women are arriving later on, working with OhMiBod, We-Vibe, Lovense Lush and Kiiroo Pearl, but Pornhub didn't confirm when.
The new interactive channel will also work with VR eventually, combining the synced content with immersive video.
Thank goodness. I'm fresh out of latinum for Quark's holosuites.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday June 29 2017, @10:44AM (3 children)
What would the hackers do? cause pre-ejaculation? ;)
Now VR could actually set of epilepsy etc which can have consequences.
(Score: 1, Troll) by choose another one on Thursday June 29 2017, @11:41AM (2 children)
> What would the hackers do? cause pre-ejaculation? ;)
Nah, you are thinking too narrowly.
Really really evil hackers will hack the video and the controls to ensure that those who start out wanking to white blonde girl porn will end up ejaculating to big black gay porn.
This will cause havoc in the alt-right and uber-christian Trump-supporter communities, it'll be a massively successful liberal conspiracy that none of the victims will be able to talk about without years of therapy, which they won't be able to afford because they don't do health insurance and therapy is a liberal con anyway. Best thing is no one will be able to tell if it was hackers or porn providers since it's all California anyway...
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday June 29 2017, @01:28PM (1 child)
Pfft, weak. Lurk moar on the internet, normie.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday June 29 2017, @09:02PM
The only normies are those who are sexually attracted to real people. Enough of this nonsense.