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posted by Fnord666 on Friday June 30 2017, @10:58PM   Printer-friendly
from the but-it's-on-youtube! dept.

The Washington Post reports:

The headlines sound thrilling. One might say they bait a click.

"ANONYMOUS SAYS NASA HAS EVIDENCE OF ALIEN LIFE. DOES IT?" — Newsweek

"The world's biggest hacking group thinks NASA is about to announce alien life." — The Independent

Maybe you know of Anonymous as a band of socially enlightened hackers: liberators of knowledge from elites who want to hide it from the public. You certainly know what NASA is. So you click. And what you get, if you follow the articles to the amateur YouTube channel that is their source, is video of a man in a Guy Fawkes mask — "Anonymous Global," he calls himself — reading out old quotes from NASA spokespeople in a spooky, synthesized voice.

The man in the anarchist mask quotes a NASA science director's testimony from a congressional hearing in April, all totally public: "We are on the verge of making one of the most profound, unprecedented discoveries in history."

That quote — taken out of context and adorned with Anonymous Global's wild conspiracy theorizing — became the basis for millions of views and countless news articles, forcing the science director in question and NASA officials to explicitly deny the claims of a shoddily produced YouTube video this week. "There's no pending announcement regarding extraterrestrial life," a NASA spokesman wrote to The Washington Post, in case you were still in doubt.

Also at Space.com, MassLive, the The San Diego Union-Tribune, and The Guardian (editorial).

Update: (in response to a June 29th episode of The Alex Jones Show) NASA Denies That It's Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars

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  • (Score: 3, Interesting) by NewNic on Friday June 30 2017, @11:21PM (7 children)

    by NewNic (6420) on Friday June 30 2017, @11:21PM (#533753) Journal

    NASA Denies That It's Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars

    I think NASA made a mistake here. That's the sort of thing that you never deny, just mock.

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  • (Score: 4, Interesting) by looorg on Friday June 30 2017, @11:26PM (3 children)

    by looorg (578) on Friday June 30 2017, @11:26PM (#533755)

    NASA Denies That It's Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars

    So someone else is running it for them, the conspiracy is still alive and kicking. If they only kidnap little children and send them on a 20 year mission to Mars who is it that is abusing them? The ghost of John Glenn? At least these people don't lack for an active imagination.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 30 2017, @11:41PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 30 2017, @11:41PM (#533758)

      But if it takes 20 years to get there, they're no longer children once their labor is being exploited... oh, so NASA's right, there are no "child slaves" on mars...

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday July 01 2017, @12:27AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Saturday July 01 2017, @12:27AM (#533769)

      It's being run by J'onn J'onzz, so it's under the DEO's jurisdiction. NASA has nothing to do with it.

    • (Score: 2) by rts008 on Saturday July 01 2017, @12:59AM

      by rts008 (3001) on Saturday July 01 2017, @12:59AM (#533780)

      The ghost of John Glenn?

      I think John Carter will be wanting a word with you...

  • (Score: 2) by bob_super on Friday June 30 2017, @11:59PM

    by bob_super (1357) on Friday June 30 2017, @11:59PM (#533760)

    "NASA Mars Child Colony, coverup of Alien life: Using more than 140 chars to deny profoundly stupid rumors would be a waste of taxpayers money."

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday July 01 2017, @01:46AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday July 01 2017, @01:46AM (#533793)

    I think somebody confused NASA with Jeffrey Epstein's flying 'Pizza Parlor' [newsweek.com]

  • (Score: 2) by Some call me Tim on Saturday July 01 2017, @07:56AM

    by Some call me Tim (5819) on Saturday July 01 2017, @07:56AM (#533844)

    Of course they denied that it was on Mars, because it's really on the Moon!
    M-o-o-n, that spells moon!

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