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The Secrets of a Hit Summer Song

posted by martyb on Sunday July 09 2017, @06:58PM   Printer-friendly
from the bam!-bam!-I'm-a-lamb! dept.

cafebabe writes:

On a slow news day, the BBC "reports" some rules about a summer hit tune. In summary:

  1. It has to be simple.
  2. It should make you feel like you're on holiday.
  3. Novelty is everything.
  4. Radio-friendly songs make bigger hits.
  5. It should be released before the summer.
  6. But it should have the word "summer" in the title.

If simplicity and novelty are the most important then this summer's hit could be Beep! Beep! I'm A Sheep!

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  • (Score: 0, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 09 2017, @07:16PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 09 2017, @07:16PM (#536882)

    A link to YouTube? Why aren't you stealth linking to your steaming audio invention [soylentnews.org] ? Stop implicitly admitting YouTube is the only sound cloud the pubic masses will ever accept!

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