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posted by martyb on Sunday July 09 2017, @06:58PM   Printer-friendly
from the bam!-bam!-I'm-a-lamb! dept.

On a slow news day, the BBC "reports" some rules about a summer hit tune. In summary:

  1. It has to be simple.
  2. It should make you feel like you're on holiday.
  3. Novelty is everything.
  4. Radio-friendly songs make bigger hits.
  5. It should be released before the summer.
  6. But it should have the word "summer" in the title.

If simplicity and novelty are the most important then this summer's hit could be Beep! Beep! I'm A Sheep!


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  • (Score: 2) by Gaaark on Sunday July 09 2017, @07:50PM

    by Gaaark (41) on Sunday July 09 2017, @07:50PM (#536894) Journal

    You don't have to try try try to write a song, You don't have to try try try to write a song, You don't have to try try try to write a song,
    You just repeat yourself....
    *Repeat after nauseum*

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GXoZLPSw8U8 [youtube.com]
    Hate this kind of shite. And Sheryl Crow.

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