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The Secrets of a Hit Summer Song

posted by martyb on Sunday July 09 2017, @06:58PM   Printer-friendly
from the bam!-bam!-I'm-a-lamb! dept.

cafebabe writes:

On a slow news day, the BBC "reports" some rules about a summer hit tune. In summary:

  1. It has to be simple.
  2. It should make you feel like you're on holiday.
  3. Novelty is everything.
  4. Radio-friendly songs make bigger hits.
  5. It should be released before the summer.
  6. But it should have the word "summer" in the title.

If simplicity and novelty are the most important then this summer's hit could be Beep! Beep! I'm A Sheep!

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  • (Score: 2, Funny) by Ethanol-fueled on Sunday July 09 2017, @08:00PM

    by Ethanol-fueled (2792) on Sunday July 09 2017, @08:00PM (#536903) Homepage

    One of my friends showed me the Black Macarena dance, which is a lot like the regular Macarena dance except that it ends with the dancer face-down on the ground with their hands behind their back.

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